Jim Croce - Roller derby queen

^E7Gonna tell you a story you won't believe But I^A7 fell in love last Friday evening With ^B7a girl I saw on the ^A7bar room TV scre^E7en

^E7Well I was just getting ready to grab my hat When ^A7she caught my eye and I put it back And I^B7 ordered myself a couple more ^A7shots and beers ^E7

^E7The night that ^G7I fell in love with a ^A7Roller Derby Qu^E7een (round and round, oh round and round) ^G7Meanest hunk of women that ^A7anybody ever ^B7seen Down in the arena

^E7She was five-foot-six and two-fifteen A bl^A7eached-blond mama with a streak of mean She ^B7knew how to knuckle and she ^A7knew how to scuffle and ^E7fight

^E7The roller derby program said That^A7 she was built like a 'frigerator with a head Her ^B7fans called her Tuffy But ^A7all her friends called her^E7 Spike

^E7Round and round, go round and round ^A7Round and round, go round and round B7 A7 E7

^E7Well I could not help it but I fell in love With ^A7this heavy duty women I've been speaking of Thing^B7s were kinda bad till the ^A7day she skated into my ^E7life

^E7Well she might be nasty, and she might be fat But I^A7 never met a person who would tell her that She's^B7 my big blonde bomber, my ^A7heavy-handed hackensack ^E7mama