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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse]
CFour and twenty virgins Come Gdown from InCverness. CWhen the ball was over There were Dfour and twenty lGess.
[Chorus]
Singin' FBalls to your partner, Your Cass against the Fwall. CIf you’ve never been had on a Saturday night, GYou've never been had at Call.
[Verse]
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There was doin' in the parlour, There was Gdoin' on the Cstones. You Ccouldn't hear the music For the Dwheezin' and the Ggroans.
[Chorus]
Singin' FBalls to your partner, Your Cass against the Fwall. CIf you’ve never been had on a Saturday night, GYou've never been had at Call.
[Verse]
CThe undertaker, he was there, All Gwrapped up in a Cshroud, CSwingin' from the chandelier, And Dpeein' on the Gcrowd.
[Chorus]
Singin' FBalls to your partner, Your Cass against the Fwall. CIf you’ve never been had on a Saturday night, GYou've never been had at Call.
[Verse]
CThe village cripple, he was there, But Ghe couldn't do Cmuch. So he Clined the ladies against the wall And Ddid 'em with his Gcrutch.
[Chorus]
Singin' FBalls to your partner, Your Cass against the Fwall. CIf you’ve never been had on a Saturday night, GYou've never been had at Call.
[Verse]
CMiss Molly McFearson Was Gstandin' way up Cfront, With some Cposies in her hand, And a carrot up 'er… G
[Chorus]
Singin' FBalls to your partner, Your Cass against the Fwall. CIf you’ve never been had on a Saturday night, GYou've never been had at Call.
[Verse]
CThe village postman, he was there, Though the Gpoor lad had the Cpox. He Ccouldn't do the lassies, So he Ddid the letterGbox.
[Chorus]
Singin' FBalls to your partner, Your Cass against the Fwall. CIf you’ve never been had on a Saturday night, GYou've never been had at Call.
[Verse]
CThe village magician, he was there, He Ggave us all a Claugh. He Cpulled his foreskin over his head, And Dvanished up his Gass.
[Chorus]
Singin' FBalls to your partner, Your Cass against the Fwall. CIf you’ve never been had on a Saturday night, GYou've never been had at Call.