Tuning: E A D G B E

Tryin' Stuff On (Parody of Randy Travis' 'Digging Up Bones') Jerry Reed [Verse 1]

^DI took your photograph from our old dresser drawer

I set it on the table and I talked to it til four

And then I saw your nightie on the ^Gtable by the phone ^DSo I been sittin' ^Aalone - tryin' stuff ^Don.

[Verse 2]

^DThen I went through your jewelry, for your clip-on hoop earrings

Your lipstick and your make-up, your accessories and things

And I plundered throught your closet, til I ^Gfound an extra long ^DNow I'm been sittin' at ^Ahome - tryin' stuff ^Don.

[Chorus 1]

^DTrying stuff on, I'm tryin' stuff on Your six-inch heels and your Faberge co-^Alogne You l^Deft me with your memories and the ^Gwardrobe that you owned ^DNow I'm been sittin' at ^Ahome - tryin' stuff ^Don.

[Verse 3]

^DI put on your sequine ball gown and I checked the mirror there

I looked like Cindy Crawford, but with much more body hair

And then I thought, I'm much too cute, to ^Gsit here all alone ^DSo now I'm at happy ^Ahour - with your stuff ^Don.

[Verse 4]

^DA trucker made a pass at me, so I hit him with your purse

The police stepped between us, before it got much worse

And then that nice policeman said, c^Gan I take you home? ^DHe didn't know it was ^Ame - with your stuff ^Don.

[Chorus 2]

^DWith your stuff on, with your stuff on Your fish-net hose and your dress of pink ^Achiffon Oh, you ^Dleft me with your memories and the ^Gwardrobe that you owned ^DBut I don't pay for ^Adrinks - with your stuff ^Don.

Jerry Reed - Tryin stuff on