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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] | (G) (G#dim) | (D) (Bm) | (E) (A) | (D) | (D) (Oh, all the names and locations have been changed To protect the innocent, which would be me) [Verse]
Well, DI missed class today, slept in a little late, had Gtoo much fun last Dnight At least I got an "A" on my last test, I drank a Ecase of Keystone ALight
Well, Dthat's the beer we drink here, you Galways get your money's Dworth You put your Gbeer goggles G#dimon, and they Ddon't wear Bmoff EUntil you're Alovin' the Dworst
[Chorus]
So, let's change the Gsubject, well, how about those Dgrades? Well, there's an "A" in alcohol, a "B" in beer A"C" is for the night class we Dlive all year G"D" is for G#dimdrunk, and there Dain't no Bm"E" So, E"F" is for, for AEver- Dclear
The Dteacher missed class today, slept in a little late, had Gtoo much fun last Dnight At least she took us up on our last offer to Edrink some warm, red Awine
She Dused to be a stripper at the Ol' Red Fox down Gon Highway sixty- Dnine Well, Glet me tell you G#dimfriends, her Dshirt came Bmoff EBy the Aend of the Dnight
[Chorus]
Well, let's change the Gsubject, well, how about those Dgrades? Well, there's an "A" in alcohol, a "B" in beer A"C" is for Ms. Carter who we Dlove so dear G"D" is for G#dimdrunk, and there Dain't no Bm"E" So, E"F" is for, for AEver- Dclear, okay, here's where it gets good
So, Dwe missed class today, slept in a little late, had Gtoo much fun last Dnight Well, I woke up this mornin' without any warnin', Ms. ECarter's layin' by my Aside
Well, DI got a full ride all last night, she Greally knows her Sex DEd And GI learned G#dimmore with my Dhands Bmon Than Eany book AI've ever Dread
[Chorus]
Well, let's change the Gsubject, well, how about those Dgrades? There's an "A" in alcohol, a "B" in beer, A"C" is for Ms. Carter who's a- Dsleep right here G"D" is for G#dimdrunk, and there Dain't no Bm"E" So, E"F" is for, for AEver- Dclear
That ol' G"D" is for G#dimdrunk, and there Dain't no Bm"E" So, E"F" is for, for AEverclear
[Outro] | (G) (G#dim) | (D) (Bm) | (E) (A) | (D) -----