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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse 1]
BCurtain opens, spot lights the gentleman BSigning his love letter best wishes Simpleton G#mDialog F#swam from his pen like G#mpolliwogsF#
[Verse 2]
BHe knew better that perfume was gravity BPulling him closer to what could be tragedy G#mLove is blind,F# deaf and dumb, but G#mnever mindF#
[Chorus]
G#mYou better cF#atch me when I fC#all D#mI'm on my rolA#mler sD#7kates G#m'Cause any ol'D# way that I faF#ll C# I land in Eyour arms even tF#hough it's wrong 'Cause I lG#move my new mistF#ake
[Verse 3]
BIntermission gave way to a miracle BThe birth of an accident grew to a spectacle That cEouldn't wait, the mF#other was tG#mhree weeks lF#ate
[Verse 4]
BSo Father Mason, clutching his crucifix G#mBaptized the baby in wEhiskey and licorice What a lG#movely way, F#drowning sins in G#mtooth decayF#
[Chorus]
G#mLooks like oF#ur hero's gonna C#fall D#7The bough's A#mabout to D#7break G#m'Cause any Gol' way that I F#fallC# EI'll be in your arms as we F#lie awake With our G#mlovely new misD#mtake
[Instrumental] D G A Bm A x2 [Chorus]
G#mYou better cF#atch me when I fC#all D#m7My sugar trampoliD#7ne G#m'Cause any ol' D#way that I fF#all C# EI land in your arms even F#though it's wrong 'Cause I G#mlove my new misF#take
[Bridge]
BThe ending turned tragic when many years later B7The baby had grown up and married a Epop siEmnger I think it was her tBurn to make her fC#irst mistake
[Outro]
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