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[Chorus]
LCife is a story don't you doubt Bad times give you something to talk about
The next time you feel you're all worn out
Remember lFife is a story Don't you doCubt It oGnly takes a day for eFverything to turn arouCnd
[Verse 1]
LCove is a story they tell to you But the way they tell it ain't quite true
You'll wake up one day and you're twenty-two
You know lFove is just a story that they tell to yCou Love taGkes a lot of work like eFverything else you're gonna Cdo
[Verse 2]
FrCiends are just the people that you can talk with Somebody to talk about that somebody to talk About this
But everyone changes and forever is a myth
FrFiends are just the people that you can talk wCith A lGot of them'll leave but oFnly a few you're gonna mCiss
[Verse 3]
ScChool is the place where I did my growing They fill your brain 'til it's overflowing
They tell you this is all stuff you need to be knowing
SchFool is the place where I did my growCing JuGst when I got to likeF it it was time to be Cgoing
[Verse 4]
The woCrld is the place where it all happens They draw lines on it and call it a map
In between every line's a different flag flapping
The wForld is the place where it all hCappens Six bGillion people all tFaking turns eating in a nCapkin
[Verse 5]
AnCimals are critters just like you and me The only difference is that they don't worry
About things that they can't smell or see
AnFimals are critters just like you and Cme So weG buy pants and deodForants and claim not to Cbe
[Verse 6]
SoCngs are just something to waste your time I listen to yours and you listen to mine
Before we know it the day's gone by
SoFngs are just something to waste your tCime So is eGverything else so Fdo whatever makes you feel fCine
[Verse 7]
GCod's just a story someone made up long ago Before they had books and tv shows
I don't believe in him and I ain't afraid to say so
You know GFod's just a story someone made up long aCgo But it's hard nGot to be superstiFtious despite all you kCnow
[Verse 8]
ECveryone's born and everyone dies Everyone has a time and wonders why
The ocean's blue so is the sky
EvFeryone's born and everyone dFies The oGld lady cries, the nFew baby cries...and siCghs
[Verse 9]
KCisses are weird but they can be fun Instead of shaking hands it's like shaking tongues
I wish I got to do it more when I was young
KisFses are weird but they can be fCun I hate gGoing once a monthF without kissing anyCone
[Verse 10] C (for whole verse) (Spoken): "At this point it's been since uh...how many months 1 2 3 4 5 6...7 I think if kissing someone could make them Pregnant The last person I kissed would have had their kid by Now" [Verse 11]
DrCeams are weird but they can be fun too They happen more often than kisses it's true
In some I was naked and in some I flew
DreFams are weird but they can be fun tCoo I wGonder if you're dreaming about Fme when I'm dreaming about yCou
[Verse 12]
NCow that you heard everything I said There ain't nothing new inside your head
If you want, disregard it all go ahead
NFow that you've heard everything I sCaid There are prGobably one or tFwo things you coulda been doing insteCad
[Chorus]
LCife is a story don't you doubt Bad times give you something to talk about
The next time you feel you're all worn out
Remember lFife is a story Don't you doCubt It oGnly takes a day for eFverything to turn arouCnd