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Jeff plays the song with some kind of bum notes/off key stuff when he plays it acoustically/live (as he always does). It's fun if you improvise it yourself but if you really just want to do exactly what he does eg in videos like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNvJssTucbU , then here's how. Some of these chord names might not be spot on. You'll know what i mean. It's not about accuracy for this stuff anyway. ("F#m" = 244222, "G#m" = 466444)
CHeld in the bong hit Cmaj9sitting in a AmHot tub in south WisF#mconsin I feel Famazing Cwhen I’Cmaj9m all alone DmSwitching between Amporn and GRobocop
CTurned off my cell phone Cmaj9Drank a bottle Amof wine and read a F#mCometbus Fgot stoned Cnaked, Cmaj9trip and stumble Dmto bed in a Amfucked up Gsleep walk
CI got so tired of discussing my future I Amstarted avoiding the people I love DmEvenings of silence and mornings of nausea G
CI read the worst thing Cmaj9ever In a Ambathrobe of off-white F#mterry cloth FTranslated Cby technCmaj9ology From Dmyour voice Amextremely inGaccurately
CI got so tired of discussing my future I Amstarted avoiding the people I love DmEvenings of silence and mornings of nausea GShakin', Sweatin', I can't throw up
CI got so tired of discussing my Efuture That I Amwalk through my life like I’mG#m the only Amone With Dmevenings of silence and mornings of nausea GShakin', Sweatin', I can't throw up, oh no
Interlude (harmonica/buh-bahhhhh/trumpets/kazoo/whatever else you feel like): C Cmaj9 Am G E F G E F G E F G
CCleaned up the empty Cmaj9bottles Let the Amsmoke out through chilly Gwindows FI used the CstationCmaj9ary bike DmI watched the Amend of GPrice Is Right
COrdered an egg white Cmaj9sandwich And I Amdrove south through mid-day F#mtraffic While I Fcalled up the Cfolks I Cmaj9truly love DmHung up afAmter they Gsaid hello
CI got so tired of discussing my future I Amstarted avoiding the people I love DmEvenings of silence and mornings of nausea GShakin', Sweatin', I can't throw up
CI got so tired of discussing my Efuture That I Amwalk through my life like I’mG#m the only Amone DmEvenings of silence and mornings of nausea G