Jean Shepard - Two whoops and a hollar

^GHow come a man can fight and cuss and ^Csmoke and drink and ^Gchew Step out on their wives and do the ^A7things they shouldn't ^D7do But ^Git's all right in the publics eye ^Cthey say he's just a ^Gman But ^Cif a woman does one ^Glittle thing ^D7she's not worth

^CTwo whoops and a ^Gholler she's ^A7lower than a ^D7hound If she ^Gdrinks or smokes or tells a joke she's the ^D7lowest thing in ^Gtown

A woman has to dress the kids and ^Csend them off to ^Gschool And do her best in every way to ^A7live the golden ^D7rule The ^Gresponsibility she has is ^Cmuch more than a ^Gman But ^Cif she does one foolish ^Glittle thing ^D7she's not worth

^CTwo whoops and a ^Gholler she's ^A7lower than a ^D7hound If she ^Gdrinks or smokes or tells a joke she's the ^D7lowest thing in ^Gtown

If all the gals would stick by me we'd ^Cchange the world ^Garound We'd make the men walk on their knees and ^A7sleep out on the ^D7ground What ^GI'm really trying to say and I ^Cknow you'll under^Gstand The ^Cwomen ought to ^Grule the world cause the ^D7men ain't worth

^CTwo whoops and a ^Gholler they're ^A7lower than a ^D7hound I hope ^Gthey croak it ain't no joke they're the ^D7lowest thing in ^Gtown They're the ^Clowest ^D7thing in ^Gtown