Jean Shepard - Sad singing and slow riding

^CThere'll be some sad singing and ^Fsome slow riding The ^Cnext time you come a ^G7staggering ^Cin There'll be some coffee drinking and some ^Fflowers bringing ^D7If you don't tell me where you ^G7been

Well you ^Cpat my cheek and kiss me quick then you go stepping out ^FAt two when you come dragging in with ^D7your shirttail hanging ^G7out There'll be some ^Csad singing and some ^Fslow riding The ^Cnext time you come a ^G7staggering ^Cin

There'll be some sad singing and some ^Fslow riding The ^Cnext time you come a ^G7staggering ^Cin There'll be some coffee drinking and some ^Fbouquet bringing ^D7But you don't drink or smell any ^G7then

When I ^Cask you for a helping hand you look at me alarmed ^FYou asked me what I thought that was a ^D7hanging on your ^G7arm There'll be some ^Csad singing and some ^Fslow riding The ^Cnext time you come a ^G7staggering ^Cin

There'll be some sad singing and some ^Fslow riding The ^Cnext time you come ^G7a sneaking ^Cin There'll be some coffee drinking and some ^Fflowers bringing ^D7If you don't tell me where you ^G7been

Next pay^Cday when you cash your check and buy drinks for the crowd ^FYou better save back just enough to ^D7buy yourself a ^G7shroud Cause there'll be ^Csad singing and some ^Fslow riding The ^Cnext time you come a ^G7staggering ^Cin

The next time you come a ^G7staggering ^Cin