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Capo: 2 Tuning: E A D G B E
It's in 5/8, so watch out. Here's a couple of the licks: [Lick 1: from Em to Em again] e|-------------------------------| B|-------------------------------| G|-------------------------------| D|---0h2-------------------------| A|-------2---0-------------------| E|-------------3-2-0-------------| [Lick 2: from B7 to Em] e|-------------------------------| B|-------------------------------| G|-------------------------------| D|-------------------------------| A|---2p0------2----2---0---------| E|-------2---------------3-2-0---| [Lick 3: in the outro not exactly how he plays it, just a suggestion] e|-------------------------------| B|-------------------------------| G|-------0---0----------0---0----| D|-------0h2-0--2-------0h2-0-2--| A|--------------2-------------2--| E|---0-0------------0-0----------| [Chords] C - x3201x Cmaj7 - x3200x B - x2444x D (from verses) - xx0232 Em - 022000 B7 - x2120x D/E - xx0453 D (from outro) - x54x3x [Intro] C B Em Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo
Em(also, just to f*ck with you, I've put it in 5/8 time; count along kids!) [Verse 1] EmCan I interest anyone in my Csofa? It's Dcheap but it requires some extra Emcare EmIt gets rather sweaty between the Cmaj7cushions C B7 [Lick 2] Em [Lick 1] So be sure to keep it clean down there
[Verse 2]
EmSorry about the rash from where I've been Csitting And the Dblisters from where I spilt bologEmnese EmBy the way it's not normally this Cmajhairy C B7 [Lick 2] Em I've not shaved it now for several days (it gets worse)
[Bridge 1]
CAnd if you do decide to wax it please exfoliate to GAvoid ingrowing hair CAnd leave the curtains closed or it'll get a sunburn B7 [Lick 2]x3 Peeling everywhere oooooh it's got a nipple
[Verse 3]
EmIt will keep you warm like no other Csofa But Dit comes out in goosebumps D/EwhenEm it's cold EmAll stains come right out with soap and Cmaj7water C B7 [Lick 2] Em Not too bad for eighty nine years old
[Bridge 2]
CAnd don't sit there for too long or you'll get a puddle GUnderneath your thighs I Chope somebody takes it I don't want to know what B7 [Lick 2]x3 Happens when it dies
[Outro]
EmSkin sofa, skin sofa Ceh eh eh eh B7eh eh eh eh eh Em [Lick 3] Skin sofa, skin sofa Ceh eh eh eh Deh eh eh eh eh Em [Lick 3] Skin sofa, skin sofa Ceh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh B7eh eh eh eh eh eh Emeh (thank you very much)
*************************** h - hammer on p - pull off ***************************