Jason Webley - Eleven saints

^GAnd if my cat looks scared it's because it knows It won't be going to heaven^D7

Not going to heaven^G And if you ask how many saints it takes The answer's eleven^D7

It's gonna take eleven^G [Pre-Chorus] ^CMan oh man what's that guy got in his hand ^GIt's an egg it's a spoon it's a snapshot of the moon ^D7It's the coffee percolator going wheeeeee^{G G7 C}Me oh Michelangelo and I ^GWe're just sittin' by the traintracks

^D7While the coffee percolator's going wheeeee^{G G7} [Chorus] ^COh-oh-oh yadda-da-da ^Goh-Ohh-Oh ^D7Ya-di-dadda-da Di-dadda-da-da ^GYa^G7h-da-dah ^CWoah-oh-oh yadda-da-d^Ga Oh-oh-oh ^D7Ya-di-dadda-da Ye-dadda-da-da ^GYah-da-dah (keep the G going)

^GIf you'd like to bake me a loaf of bread It's gotta be unleavened^D7

Only unlea^Gvened ^GAnd if you'd like to eat the tomatoes in the patch You've got to get past old man McGrevi^D7n

Try your luck with Mr McGrev^Gin ^G7 [Pre-Chorus] ^CMan oh man what's that guy got in his hand ^GIt's an egg it's a spoon it's a snapshot of the moon ^D7It's a coffee percolator going wheeeeee ^{G G7 C}Why oh Wy-nona Rider's in the sky ^GTurning fishes into wishes like a pumpernickel pie ^D7While the old refrigerator's going

^D7Boom Chicka-chica Chi-boom ^D7 Chicka-chica Chi-boom ^G

^GBoom Chicka-chica Chi-boom ^C Chicka-chica Chi-boom ^C

^GBoom Chicka-chica Chi-boom ^G Chicka-chica Chi-boom ^D7

^D7Boom Chicka-chica Chi-boom ^G Chicka-chica Chi-boom^G Chicka-chi^G7cka-chicka!

^COh-oh-oh yadda-da-da^G Oh-Ohh-Oh ^D7Ya-di-dadda-da Di-dadda-da-da ^GDah-^G7da-dah ^COh-oh-oh yadda-da-da-^Gda Oh-Ohh-Oh ^D7Ya-di-dadda-da Di-dadda-da-da ^GDa^G7h-da-dah

^CMan oh man what's that guy-guy-guy got in his hand ^GIt's an egg it's a spoon it's a snapshot of the moon ^D7It's a coffee-coffee percolator-lator going-going ^Gwhe^G7eeeee ^CMe oh Michelangelo and I ^GWe're just sittin' by the traintracks D7 (keep going with this chord) Reading Kafka to the sky

^D7And the rusty cheese grater ^D7And the dirty masturbators ^D7Eating packs of Now-and-Later D7 (now really fast) While the coffee percolator's Going w^Gheeee-eeeeeee ^{G D7 G}