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DMy first crush on an Irish girl, I was ten years old And her name was Elaine. Little red-head girl; Well, she looked like you, But if you were ten. Which you're clearly Bm7not. Not that you lG2ook old, But you get my... Em11 I'll just stop now. DOkay, wait, 'cause I had a point - No, I swear I did! Well, I think I did, Which is all my lifBm7e (Or since I wasBm7/A ten) Bm7/G I have had a yen Bm7/F#For an IrishEm11 lass. Because God knows whyC2, G2/A Like the ancient curse Of the shiksDa queens.
Do I talk too much'
Which is not to saBm7y That I'd wantBm7/A Elaine, Bm7/G Who turned out to be (When I last checkeBm7/F#d in) Bm7/E A Republican And a paraDpsychologist.
F Bb/F Cm/F If you've got a four-leaf clover,
FYou can make my dreams come true. I will be your Hebrew slave: Just doDb2 the things that Irish girEb2ls do. F Talk about potato famines, I begin to cry on cue! Eb/F Sing about the Emerald Isle and Ab/Bb Get your Irish eyes to smilin' - Db/Eb D I could be in love with someone like you.
DI just left a relationship With a lovely girl Named Alyssa Levine. She was really great, It was all my fault - I just got upset 'Cause she slept with my brother.
So I maBm7de a vow Not to get caughtBm7/A up Bm7/G In the dating scene Or the whole routine Bm7/F# Bm7/E With the cousin's friend Or the who-knows-whBm7/F#at, Bm7/G Like I need that shit. I've got markDs to make, I've got stepD/Es to climb, It's the perD/F#fect time! I've got books to writeD/G, I've got things to do -D/A I go out my doD/Bor And bump into youD/C, And the jig is up, D And my vow isD/E through! I don't knoD/F#w what I'm coin', G6 D2/F# Em11 But come in and ruin me!
F Bb/F Cm/F I will write my own "Ulysses"
FIf you're there to show me how. Take me back to Glocca Morra, Db2Bathe me in the River Shannon Eb2now. F If you'll be Mrs. O'Leary, Baby, I will be your cow. Eb/F I'll deliver shamrocks daily, Ab/Bb Buy your pa a new shillelagh, Db/Eb I could be in love with someone like...
Eb6 AbMaj7/Eb You could be my inspiration
And get me past this block, Eb6 And walk me through the Great Unknown. D#aug Eb2 AbMaj7/Eb You could be my true salvation, Unchain me from this rock, Eb2 And keep me from being alone, Cb2 'Cause I'm no good at being alone!
F Bb/F Cm/F Take me to another level!
FLet me play in bigger halls! I will do a Riverdance Db2As long as you keep answering my calls! Eb2 F Get me out of my apartment! Keep me from my empty walls! Eb/F Someone hire John McCormack! Start the Wearing of the Green! Cb7 Ab/Bb Let me win the Irish Sweepstakes! Db/Eb Let me take you home, Kathleen! I can be in love with someone! I can be in love with someone! Db/Eb I can be in love with Db6add9Someone Cm7b9Like C7b9 Fyou!