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[Chorus]
GCheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts CAre the two things that stay the Gsame So when the world starts spinnin' and yoCur head hurts
There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirt [Verse 1]
CThe shade tree mechanic is a dinosaur GYou can't cuss, you can't smoke or spit on the floor CDon't hit on a woman 'cause she might sue DYou can't buy beer in this state past two
[Chorus]
GBut that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts CAre the two things that stay the Gsame So when the world starts spinnin' and yoCur head hurts
There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirt [Verse 2]
CWell now, Buddha is legal but Jesus ain't GThe saints are all sinners and the sinners are saints CIt's not how you play, it's the final score DThey don't show M*A*S*H on the tube anymore
[Chorus]
GBut that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts CAre the two things that stay the Gsame So when the world starts spinnin' and yoCur head hurts
There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirt [Verse 3]
CLovers usually leave at the drop of a ring GAnd Daddy doesn't smile when a mockingbird sings CThe kids are in school, but they're all packin' guns DThe losers live forever and the good die young
[Chorus]
GBut that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts CAre the two things that stay the Gsame So when the world starts spinnin' and yoCur head hurts
There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirt [Verse 4]
CNow the stars are all fallin' out of the sky GThe doors are all locked and the bottle is dry CSo pass me a chew and I'll sing you a song DIf there's a problem with that we can get it on
[Chorus]
GBut that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts CAre the two things that stay the Gsame So when the world starts spinnin' and yoCur head hurts
There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirt
Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shiGrts
[Verse 5]
CNow the stars are all fallin' out of the sky GThe doors are all locked and the bottle is dry CSo pass me the pipe and sing me a song DIf the pipe's cashed out let's load up the bong
[Chorus]
GBut that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts CAre the two things that stay theG same So when the world starts spinnin' and yoCur head hurts
There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirt
Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shiGrts