Jason Boland - Dinosaur

^DHey man, them ain't high-heeled s^Gneakers ^DAnd they sure don't look like cowboys b^Goots ^DAnd that ain't rock 'n' roll that you're pl^Gayin'... ^EIt sure ain't country, rhythm, or bl^Aues.

Well you s^Gang a song about ma^Akin' love to your dr^Dummer^D. Those g^Gay guitar pi^Ackers don't turn me ^Don. ^D And ^Gwe don't all get ^Ain to Donna Su^Dmmers^D, Would you ha^Eppen to know any old Hank Williams so^Angs?

- Cause you see, I'm a ^Gdi - ^A- nos^Daur^D/C#, ^D/B I should've d^Aied out a l^Go - - ng t^Aime be^Dfor^D/C#e. ^D/B Have p^Aity on a ^Gdi - ^A- nos^Daur^D/C#. ^D/B Just give me my h^Gat, excuse me, ma^A'am but, where's the d^Door? -

^DIt used to be, we had alot of fun in this o^Gld hangout. ^DWe'd get stoned by the jukebox and stay outta fi^Gghts. Yeah, and n^Dow and then we'd light a little smoke in the tr^Guck out back. ^AAw, a little of bit of ole Jim Beam and we'd get ri^Dght.

But these fla^Gshin' lights s^Aure make me d^Dizzy,^D And this dis^Gco's very str^Aange to my ea^Drs. ^D Well it lo^Goks like they've turned the Wo^Army Dog into a space^Dship ^D And I'm le^Eavin' just as soon as I finish ten be^Aers.

- Cause you see, I'm a ^Gdi - ^A- nos^Daur^D/C#, ^D/B I should've d^Aied out a l^Go - - ng t^Aime be^Dfor^D/C#e. ^D/B Have p^Aity on a ^Gdi - ^A- nos^Daur^D/C#. ^D/B Just give me my h^Gat, excuse me, ma^A'am but, where's the d^Door? Just give us our h^Gats^A, excuse me, ma^G'am^A but, where's the d^Door?