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[Verse]
DI spent my last dollar on this chew in my cheek Cand I don’t get paid for at least a damn week. Dwifi went out about an hour ago Cso I can’t watch the damn rodeo.
DMud on my boots, can’t keep my shirt clean CSold my best guitar to buy a washing machine. Dcan’t get no lovin from the microwave oven. Cbut my hungry man is frozen so I guess I’m eating nothin.
[Pre-Chorus]
AmEvery dog, supposed to get his Dmday. Cbut joy is just a needle in a stack of hay. Dm D Ammisery is said to Dmlove company Cwell ain’t nobody ever gave a damn about Dmme. D
[Chorus]
DmYah i’m bad luck, a walking tragedy Fi’m the saddest, sum bitch you don’t ever wanna meet. I got Ca raw deal, and it’s a damn shame cFatastrophic inconvenience is my middle name
DmI break mirrors, i’m walking under ladders. when i Fcome into a room, everybody scattFer Cnothin goes my way, yah i’m just Fstuck C Dwith bad luuuuuck
D C D C [Verse 2]
DMy horse got fat and outgrew his saddle. CThe rain dun wreck my favorite ping pong paDmddle. Dtried to milk my cows to churn my own butter But thCe Heffer only had one big udder DRooster keeps waking me up too early Cfirst date went bad with my Dmsecond cousin Shirley. DGrandma ran her mower over my favorite steer Cdamnit I just knocked over my last cold Ambeer
[Pre-Chorus]
AmI’ve been insultedF by my Dmown reflection. Cmy last lover only left Dmbehind an infection AmShe’d be here if not for Dmone sad factor CI couldn’t get her off with the size of Dmy…tractor
[Chorus 2]
DmYah i’m bad luck, I’m a walking tragedy Fi’m the saddest, sum bitch you don’t ever wanna meet. I got Ca raw deal, and it’s a damn shame caFtastrophic inconvenience is my middle name DmI break mirrors, i’m walking under ladders. when FI come into a room, everybody scatter Cnothin goes my way, yah i’m justF stuck
- with bad luuuuuck
DmYah i’m bad luck, and it sucks. Fi’ll probably end up marrying my truck. CBet you think this song is a lie but FI haven’t slept for years without a good cry Dmblack cats follow every move I make Ftrustin’ me for anything’s a damn mistake Cnothin goes my way, yah i’m justF stuck C - with bad luuuuuck Dm