Jared Dines - Metal musicians write a country song in 24 hours
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[Verse]
DI spent my last dollar on this chew in my cheek
Cand I don’t get paid for at least a damn week.
Dwifi went out about an hour ago
Cso I can’t watch the damn rodeo.
DMud on my boots, can’t keep my shirt clean
CSold my best guitar to buy a washing machine.
Dcan’t get no lovin from the microwave oven.
Cbut my hungry man is frozen so I guess I’m eating nothin.
[Pre-Chorus]
AmEvery dog, supposed to get his Dmday.
Cbut joy is just a needle in a stack of hay. Dm D
Ammisery is said to Dmlove company
Cwell ain’t nobody ever gave a damn about Dmme. D
[Chorus]
DmYah i’m bad luck, a walking tragedy
Fi’m the saddest, sum bitch you don’t ever wanna meet.
I got Ca raw deal, and it’s a damn shame
cFatastrophic inconvenience is my middle name
DmI break mirrors, i’m walking under ladders.
when i Fcome into a room, everybody scattFer
Cnothin goes my way, yah i’m just Fstuck C
Dwith bad luuuuuck
D C D C
[Verse 2]
DMy horse got fat and outgrew his saddle.
CThe rain dun wreck my favorite ping pong paDmddle.
Dtried to milk my cows to churn my own butter
But thCe Heffer only had one big udder
DRooster keeps waking me up too early
Cfirst date went bad with my Dmsecond cousin Shirley.
DGrandma ran her mower over my favorite steer
Cdamnit I just knocked over my last cold Ambeer
[Pre-Chorus]
AmI’ve been insultedF by my Dmown reflection.
Cmy last lover only left Dmbehind an infection
AmShe’d be here if not for Dmone sad factor
CI couldn’t get her off with the size of Dmy…tractor
[Chorus 2]
DmYah i’m bad luck, I’m a walking tragedy
Fi’m the saddest, sum bitch you don’t ever wanna meet.
I got Ca raw deal, and it’s a damn shame
caFtastrophic inconvenience is my middle name
DmI break mirrors, i’m walking under ladders.
when FI come into a room, everybody scatter
Cnothin goes my way, yah i’m justF stuck
- with bad luuuuuck
DmYah i’m bad luck, and it sucks.
Fi’ll probably end up marrying my truck.
CBet you think this song is a lie
but FI haven’t slept for years without a good cry
Dmblack cats follow every move I make
Ftrustin’ me for anything’s a damn mistake
Cnothin goes my way, yah i’m justF stuck C
- with bad luuuuuck
Dm