Jake Thackray - Lah di dah

^Dmaj7Now we're agreed that we're in ^F#7love We'll have to face the ^Bmlah-di-dah ^A7The eyewash ^Dmaj7All of the fancy panto^F#7mime I love you very ^Bmmuch ^A7I'll try love

^G7I'll bill and coo With your ^F#7gruesome Auntie Susan I'll stay ^G7calm, I'll play it ^F#7cool ^G7I'll let your tetchy ^F#7uncles Get me back up, cross my ^G7heart And I ^A7shan't get shirty when they say I look peculiar

^Dmaj7I'll be nice to your ^F#7mother I'll come all over ^Bmlah-di-dah ^A7Although she ^Dmaj7always gets up me nose ^F#7I love you very ^Bmmuch

^A7And so I'll ^G7smile and I'll acqui^F#7esce When she invites me to ^G7caress Her scabby ^F#7cat ^G7I'll sit still while she ^F#7nips and witters cross my ^G7heart And I ^A7shan't lay a finger on the crabby old batface

^Dmaj7I'll be polite to your ^F#7daddy Frightfully ^Bmlah-di-dah ^A7Although he ^Dmaj7always bores me to my ^F#7boots I love you very ^Bmmuch

^A7And so I ^G7won't boo and hiss When he ^F#7starts to reminisce I won't ^G7drop off, I won't ^F#7flare up The ^G7runs he used to score And ^F#7how he won the war, cross my ^G7heart But ^A7I'll have to grit me teeth when he goes on about his rupture

^Dmaj7I'll behave at the ^F#7wedding breakfast I'll be ^Bmlah-di-dah ^A7So help me ^Dmaj7Hearty toasts and crumby ^F#7jokes I love you very ^Bmmuch ^A7So help me

^G7I'll force a laugh for the ^F#7flicking photographs So have ^G7no fear, I won't ^F#7turn tail I ^G7won't run amock when the ^F#7females chuck confetti in my ^G7ears ^A7And cross me heart, love, I'll keep off the pale ale

^Dmaj7When we're off on our ^F#7own No more ^Bmlah-di-bloody-dah ^A7I promise ^Dmaj7We just won't have the ^F#7time We won't have time for ^Bmsuch Such fancy panto^A7mimes I love you far too ^Dmaj7much