Jake Thackray - It was only a gypsy

I ^Bmam a handsome ^Apoliceman, I am ^Dbold and versa^Emtile My ^Gwife is white and ^Abeautiful with ^Dbreasts of ^Galabaster ^BmWhen I hurry ^Ahome to her she ^Dwhispers with a ^Emsmile What ^Gdid you do to^Aday my big blue ^Dhero? ^GThere was ^Bmonly a gypsy A ^Gragged, shaggy ^Ablackguard of a ^Ddidicoi ^GUp to no ^Bmgood, I did what I should G A D A D Bm D, Bm A A little physical persuasion and he passed on by. But ^Bmnow I grow im^Apatient to en^Djoy her juicy ^Embeauty I ^Gsearched for the rising ^Arhythms of those ^Dbreasts of ^Galabaster ^BmNo, she cries pray ^Atell me what you ^Ddid today on ^Emduty ^GTell me more a^About this hairy ^Dgypsy. ^GIt was ^Bmonly a gypsy A ^Gragged, shaggy ^Ablackguard of a ^Ddidicoi ^GUp to no ^Bmgood, I did what I should G A D A D Bm D, Bm A A little physical persuasion and he passed on by. But ^Bmtell me pretty ^Adarling, will you ^Dtell me in your ^Emturn Who ^Gplaced those fresh wild ^Aflowers in your ^Dbreasts of ^Galabaster? And ^Bmwhen you smile be^Atween your teeth still ^Dwedged do I dis^Emcern A ^Gsprig of whisker^A from another?s ^Dmoustache? ^GIt was ^Bmonly a gypsy, she sighed A ^Gragged, shaggy ^Ablackguard of a ^Ddidicoi ^GUp to no ^Bmgood, I did what I could A little ^Gphysical per^Asuasion and he ^Dpassed ^Aon ^Dby. ^GIt was ^Bmonly a gypsy boy A ^Gragged, shaggy ^Ablackguard of a ^Ddidicoi-i-i ^GUp to no ^Bmgood, I did what I could A little ^Gphysical per^Asuasion and he ^Dpassed ^Aon ^Dby. ^DBetween her breasts a hedgerow nosegay, in between her teeth a tell-tale whisker, ^AThe house is full of ^Dclothes pegs.