Jack Stauber - Baby hotline

^DBaby Hotline ^APlease hold me ^Eclose to you ^DBaby flat-line ^AStill time to ^Edo it too ^DBaby snack time ^AChow down to ^Eearth but in your head ^CShe's a hoarder of ^Gquarters ^DAnd no boundary ^Aboredom-dum ^EBoundary boredom

^EmI contend that y^Cour drinking e^Dye has never ^Gopened ^EmI insist som^Cebody will die^D And I hate h^Goping ^EmWishing that the ^Cpills let you cr^Dy And I hate ^Gcoping ^EmSomeday I will ^Cgo back outside^D And see her ^Gokay

(Hot^Amline!) Hung up and ^Gput on hold! (Hotl^Amine!) My line is ^Ggetting cold! (Hotl^Amine!) Hung up and ^Gput on hold! (Hotl^Amine!) "Oh, uh, I'll try again"

^DBaby Hotline ^APlease dial "9" ^Eto get out! ^DNo flat-line ^AWhat were you ^Escared about? ^DBaby sat by ^Aand felt the wind ^EAt least I called ^Cher a hoarder of ^Gquarters ^DAnd no boundary ^Aboredom-dum ^EBoundary boredom!

^EmI contend that y^Cour drinking e^Dye has never ^Gopened ^EmI insist som^Cebody will die^D And I hate h^Goping ^EmWishing that the ^Cpills let you cr^Dy And I hate ^Gcoping ^EmSomeday I will ^Cgo back outside^D And see her ^Gokay

(Hot^Amline!) Hung up and ^Gput on hold! (Hotl^Amine!) My line is ^Ggetting cold! (Hotl^Amine!) Hung up and ^Gput on hold! (Hotl^Amine!) "Oh, uh, I'll try again"

^CNumb, feel ^Fburning with haste ^CAnd I'm realizing now it's a ^Fterrible waste ^CI feel numb, I've been ^Fburning with haste ^CAnd I'm realizing now what a ^Fterrible waste ^CI feel numb, I've been ^Fburning with haste ^CAnd I'm realizing now it's a ^Fterrible waste ^CI feel numb, I've been ^Fburning with haste ^CAnd I'm realizing now it's a ^Fterrible waste ^CI feel numb ^F (REPEAT C AND F)

^CSunbathe 'til ^Fmorning time ^CAnd your e-eyes will ^Fopen wide ^COh baby ^Fnevermind And my ^Csi-ight will ^Frun and hide

^FI can say^{G C}Oh wrap it ^Amin with cinnamon (What about...) ^FI've been ^Gdead ^COh wrap th^Ame trouble now (Ha Ha!) ^FI feel ^Gso good ^CRing won't ^Ambend (And you did it) ^FThinking ^Gbent, oh ^CI won't stay more anymore, ^Amoh I don't even think about it

^FOh you k^Emnow I don't ^FOh you ^Emknow I don't ^FOh you ^Emknow I don't ^FOh you ^Emknow I don't