Capo: 2

Hi All, great tune covered and mixed with couple of other great tunes. Lyrics and chords from concert Weekend at the Greek. Capo 2nd Fret. Enjoy. Opening is just D with alternating plucking on the D and A string. Throughout the song always pluck the base string, listen to it and you will hear what I am saying. Look at the bottom for explanation of what he does on the A with *, and A**.

^DI don't care if it rains or freezes ^Gas long as I've got my plastic Jesus D A* sitting on the dashboard of my car ^Dit comes in colors pink and pleasant ^Git glows in the dark cause its iridescent ^DI'll take it with me whe^Anever I go f^Dar ^Dso give me my lady Madonna ^Gdressed in rhinestones and sitting on a D A* pedestal of abalone shells ^Ddriving 90 but I'm not scared ^Gbecause I've got my Virgin Mary ^Dassuring me that I will ^Anever go to h^Dell

D (Plucking D string)

^DAnd by the way You know that ^Dhope will make you strange ^DMake you blink, make you blank, make you sink ^DIt will make you af^Graid of change ^GAnd often blame ^GThe box with the view of the world And the walls that fill the fr^Dame ^DI turn it up ^Dbut then I turn it off ^DBecause I can't stand when they start to talk About the hu^Grting and killing ^GWhose shoes are we filling ^GThe damage and ruin ^GMan, the things that we're doing Good g^Dod, We gotta stop, we gotta turn it all off ^DWe gotta rewind ^Dand start it up again A** Because we fell across the fall line ^AAin't there nothing sacred any^Gmore

^GNana nana nana ^Dna G, D, G, D, G, D

^DSomebody saw him jump But nobody saw him slip I guess he lost a lot of hope And then he lost his grip Now he's ly^Ging in the freeway In the middle of this mess Guess we lost another one Just like the other one ^DOptimistic hypocrite That didn't have the nerve to quit The things that kept him wanting more Until he finally reached the core A** He fell across the fall line ^AAin't there nothing sacred an^Gymore

G A** We all fell across the fall line

^AAin't there nothing sacred an^Gymore ^GNana nana nana ^Dna

G, D, G, D

^GNana nana nana ^Dna ^GAll my f^Driends are getting o^Glder, ^AI guess I must be ^BMtoo. Without their love and k^Gindness ^AI don't want I'll do Oh t^Ghe wine bottle's half e^Dmpty ^AThe money's all been s^BMpent We're a cross between our pa^Grents And hi^Appies in a tent.

Oh, L^Gove calls just like a w^Dild bird ^AIt's just another ^BMday Spring blew my l^Gist of t^Ahings to do a^Dway.

G,D,G,D

^GIn a mu^Dcked up lovely r^Giver ^AI cast my my little ^BMfly But I look at that river and I s^Gmell it and it m^Aakes me want to cry, Oh ^GTo clean our dirty pl^Danet ^ANow there's a noble w^BMish Now I putting shoulder t^Go the wheel ^ACause I wanna catch some fish, Oh L^Gove calls just like a w^Dild bird ^AIt's just another ^BMday Spring blew my l^Gist of th^Aings to do a^Dway.

A* At this point Jack plucks the open A string and strums A. Then covers the E string on the second fret with his thumb, pluck and then strum A again. Then he returns to D. A** Pluck open A string strum A, cover E string on 2nd fret pluck and strum A again. Cover E string on 3rd fret pluck and strum A. Cover E string on 2nd fret strum A. Then he goes to G. Hope this helps! If you listen to the song performed on "Weekend at the Greek" you will hear what I am talking about.

Jack Johnson - Plastic jesus fall line spring wind