Jack Douglass - Write me a song

^CYe^C/Bster^Am7day,^F I asked you to help me write a song. You tried you best.

^C I love the way you spank me ^C/BI don't know what to say ^Am7I'm so sweaty - Mom's spaghetti Hope this ^Fsong makes Daddy stay ^C Hey, where's my waifu? ^C/BIf you write a song, who writes you? ^Am7Double the memes, double the dreams O^Fdontophobia is the fear of teeth

^FStop being mad; there's no reason to be ^GI know who really killed Kennedy ^FDon't worry bae, it's only a semi ^GHear my battlecry!

^CNo.^C/B No, no, no, no.^{Am7 F}

I ^Ckilled a man - Make that two Il^C/Bluminati is controlling you ^Am7My dank memes, they aren't for you ^FDrop off the meth at the rendezvous You ^Clook like Agent Smith, I'm sorry ^C/BCool fedora - Come on, Barbie ^Am7Yolo, swag, omg, Bae ^FRandom doesn't equal funny, okay?

^FEvery sixty seconds in Africa, a ^Gminute goes by ^FBananas are great, mate, eight out of eight Get in the ^Gvan; we have WiFi

^CNo.^C/B No, no, no, no!^{Am7 F}Will I get in YIAY, today?

N.C.

Nope!