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Tuning: G C E A
Chords: Ab - 5046 Db - 6544 Eb - 0366 Cm - 0036 Fm - 5543 Cdim - 5026 Adim - 5056 [Intro]

N.C.

Down! *gasp* Good girl! Stay! This is for you, Chip, and no-one else. *burp* Excuse me.
[Verse 1]
AbI'm sorry for Dbbeing a silly little guy, Eb I'm sorry for Cmthinking ducklings can fly, Fm I'm sorry you Ebtook it personally... Ab
A|------------| E|4---4---4---| C|0---1---0---| G|------------|
AbI'm sorry you Dbdon't understand comedy, Eb I'm sorry but I was so Cmyoung then, only 33, Fm I'm sorry that Ebyou're obsessed with me Ab
A|------------| E|4---4---4---| C|0---1---0---| G|------------| [Chorus]

N.C.

(Now,) DbNobody's as Ebbad as their worst mistake,Cm Nobody's as Fmgood as the claims they makeDb, Nobody's got a Ebheart that you can't break. Ab Cdim Db But if you double Ebdown, you're bound to come off rude--Ab And that's hard to Adimundo-- Db So just say you're Ebsorry, and the world will move on! Ab
A|6--11-6-5--11-5-4--11--4--| E|--------------------------| C|--------------------------| G|--------------------------| [Verse 2]
AbI'm sorry for upDbloading "Giving Birth in Slow-Mo", Eb I'm sorry that it Cmbothers you so much, bro, Fm I'm sorry Ebthat you feel that way Ab
A|------------| E|4---4---4---| C|0---1---0---| G|------------|
AbI'm sorry you feel Dbbutthurt, you little baby! Eb I'm sorry, but Cmyour kids approached me! Fm "I'm sorry" is Ebwhat my team told me to say. Ab
A|------------| E|4---4---4---| C|0---1---0---| G|------------| [Chorus]
Db When you double Ebdown, you're bound to come off rude--Ab And that's hard to Adimundo-- Db So just say you're Ebsorry-- All you Cmgotta do is say you're F7sorry!-- Db So just say you're Ebsorry, and the world will move on! Ab
A|6--11-6-5--11-5-4--11--10--6| E|---------------------------4| C|---------------------------0| G|---------------------------5| (repeatedly strum last chord)