^F#mGet wasted ^AIn the basement ^DDisappoint yourself in bed ^F#mRob a bank ^AHave a sad wank ^DCan't be single if you're dead ^F#mCreate another Horcrux ^F#mGive another whore bucks ^DCurl up in a ball and cry ^F#mGasoline, zucchini, vaseline ^DDie, die, Valen-die ^F#mRantin' on Twitter about how love isn't real ^DTakin' a shot whenever I feel ^F#mGo on with my life, like any other day? ^DI'm not single, I have anime!

^AValentine's Day has ^Dreared its ugly ^Ahead Well it ^F#main't that fun ^F#mIf you ain't got someone ^ETo cuddle all day in your bed ^AValentine's Day means ^DI need alco^Ahol At least you ^F#mdon't need money ^F#mTo spend on your honey If you d^Eon't have a honey at a^All

^F#mGently weeping on the nearest shoulder ^DAlone in the bathtub with my toaster ^F#mI stay in bed all day pretending that I'm sick ^DEnjoying what I have and destroying my dick ^F#mIn the club, at the tree house (no girls allowed) ^DPoking holes in your friend's condoms (wow) ^F#mStalking exes, playing for honor ^DSpending the evening with Rosie Palmer

^F#mBeating my meat, beating my meat, beat the meat ^DEat, sleep, beat meat, repeat

N.C.

Beat meat beat meat beat meat beat meat N.C. A Nickelodeon! (ohh)

^AValentine's Day has ^Dreared its ugly ^Ahead Well it ^F#main't that fun ^F#mIf you ain't got someone ^ETo cuddle all day in your bed ^AValentine's Day means ^DI need alco^Ahol At least you ^F#mdon't need money ^F#mTo spend on your honey If you d^Eon't have a honey at a^All

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