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Capo 1st fret Intro D – F - G

^DTwo Tablespoons of cinnamon, ^F

^G ^Dand 2 or 3 egg whites^F

^G ^DHalf a stick of butter^F,

^G ^Dmelted.^F

^DStick it all in a ^Fbowl b^Gaby, ^DStir it with a wooden spoo^Fn

^G ^DMix in a Cup of Flo^Fur

, ^G ^Dyou'll be in heaven soon^F.

^DSay everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up Just stick my balls in your mouth!

^DOoh, suck on my ch^Focolate salty b^Galls, ^DStick them in your mouth and su^Fck em! ^G ^DSuck on my Ch^Focolate Salty b^Galls ^DThey're packed full of vitamins, an^Fd good for ^Gyou, So suck on My bal^Dls!

^DQuarter cup of unsweetened chocolate^F,

^G ^Dand half cup of brandy^F

^G ^Dthen throw in a bag or two of sugar^F,

^G ^Dand just a pinch of vanilla. ^F

G^Drease up the cookie sheet^F,

^G ^Dbecause I hate when my balls st^Fic

k ^G ^DThen pre-heat the oven to three fifty^F

^G ^Dand give that spoon a lick.^F

^DSay everybody have you seen my balls? They're ^Fbig and salty and brow^Gn ^DIf you ever need a quick Pick me up Just st^Aick my b^Calls in your mo^Duth.

^DSuck on my ch^Focolate salty b^Galls ^Dput them in your mouth and suck^F them! ^G ^DSuck on my Ch^Focolate Salty b^Galls ^DThey're packed full of goodness, hi^Fgh in fib^Ger, Suck on My ball^Ds!

Intro: D F - G [sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell? Smells like something burning Well, that don't confront me none As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday. Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen.. Cos I've gotta Sneaking Suspicion.. Oh man baby, baby! Baby You just burnt my balls!

^DHelp me, my ba^Flls are on f^Gire! ^DGet some ice baby! My balls are Burn^Fing! ^G ^DGive me some water, pour some water ^Fon me! My Balls a^Gre burning! ^DOh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, d^Fo something!^G

^DOoh, suck on my ch^Focolate salty b^Galls ^DPut them in your mouth and su^Fck em! ^G ^DSuck on my Cho^Fcolate Salty bal^Gls ^DPut em out baby, Blo^Fw em! ^G

^DSuck on my ba^Flls, ba^Gby! ^DSuck on my ^Fballs ^GBaby! ^DSuck on my red^F hot, sal^Gty, chocolate ^Dballs Come on baby^F, hoo, hoo^G Suck on my ^Dballs...

Isaac Hayes - Chocolate salty balls