Irving Berlin - Anything you can do i can do better

^DAnything you c^Aan do, ^GI can do b^Detter. ^DI can do an^Gythin^Ag better th^Dan you. ^ANo you can't. Y^Des, I can. No, yo^Au can't. Yes, I^D can. ^ANo, you can't. Y^Ges, I can, Yes, ^DI can!

^DAnything you c^Aan be, ^GI can be g^Dreater. ^DSooner or later I^G'm greate^Ar than you.^{D A}No, you're not. ^DYes, I am. ^ANo, you're not. Y^Des, I am. ^ANo, you're not! ^GYes, I am, Yes, ^DI am!

^F#mI can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge. ^EmI can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow. ^EI can live on bread and cheese. ^AAnd only on that? Yes. So can a rat!

^DAny note you c^Aan reac^Gh, I can g^Do higher. ^DI can sing ^Ganyth^Aing higher ^Dthan you. ^ANo you can't. Y^Des, I can. No, yo^Au can't. Yes, I^D can. (bis ad naus.) ^ANo, you can't. Y^Ges, I can, Yes, ^DI can!

^DAnything you c^Aan buy,^G I can buy^D cheaper. ^DI can buy a^Gnything c^Aheaper than ^Dyou. ^AFifty cents? Forty ^Dcents! Thirty ^Acents? Twenty ce^Dnts! ^ANo, you can't! Y^Ges, I can, Yes, ^DI can!

^DAnything you c^Aan say,^G I can say^D softer. ^DI can say a^Gnythi^Ang softer t^Dhan you. ^ANo you can't. Y^Des, I can. No, yo^Au can't. Yes, I^D can. (bis ad naus.) ^ANo, you can't. ^GYes, I can. YES,^D I CAN!

^F#mI can drink my liquor faster than a flicker. ^EmI can drink it quicker and get even sicker! ^EI can open any safe. ^AWithout bein' caught? Yes. That's what I thought.....you crook!

^DAny note you c^Aan hold, I ^Gcan hold ^Dlonger. ^DI can hold ^Gany n^Aote longer ^Dthan you. ^ANo you can't. Y^Des, I can. No, yo^Au can't. Yes, I^D can. (bis ad naus.) A G D No, you can't. Yes, I can....Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N! ^DYes, you ca-a-a-an!

^DAnything you c^Aan wear, I^G can wear b^Detter. ^DIn what you w^Gear I'd ^Alook better than ^Dyou. ^AIn my coat? In your ^Dvest! In my ^Ashoes? In your ^Dhat! ^ANo, you can't! Y^Ges, I can....Yes, I^D CAN!

^DAnything you c^Aan say,^G I can say^D faster. ^DI can say a^Gnythi^Ang faster t^Dhan you. ^ANo you can't. Y^Des, I can. No, yo^Au can't. Yes, I^D can. (bis ad naus) ^ANo, you can't. Y^Ges, I can, Yes, ^DI can!

^F#mI can jump a hurdle. I can wear a girdle. ^EmI can knit a sweater. I can fill it better! ^EI can do most anything! ^ACan you bake a pie? No. Neither can I.

^DAnything you c^Aan sing^G, I can si^Dng sweeter. ^DI can sing ^Ganyth^Aing sweeter^D than you. ^ANo you can't. Y^Des, I can. No, yo^Au can't. Yes, I^D can. (bis ad naus.) ^ANo, you can't, can't, can't ^GYes, I can, can, can ^AYes, ^GI ^Dcan! No, you can't!