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[F]I once had a pig that [G]loved me. He lived in a shed in the [F]country. In a middle class district of [F]Dunfries. [G]But a sad kind of pig was [F]he. Chorus: [F]Pigs can't swim and [G]pigs can't fly But Pigs can see the [F]wind go by. Pigs make lovely [G]household friends. When winter comes then [F]summer ends. [F]Each week that lofty [G]beasty - Would beg with eyes so [F]misty. To take him over to [F]England. [G]His life's dream to [F]fulfill. Chorus [F]He wants to plunge into the [G]channel Swim to France would be his [F]gamble Florence Chadwick couldn't hold a [F]candle [G]To such a daring pig as [F]he. Chorus (This verse sung in pigs perspective - silly falsetto) [F]So then I came up to him [G]askin' will our friendship not be [F]lastin' and he told me I was [F]graspin' [G]and he needed to be [F]free! Chorus [G]So will you take me there [D]tomorrow In a pigs eye I said with [G]sorrow So he drown himself in the [C]bath tub (Naughty Boy) [D]And I had pork chops with my [G]tea! Chorus [G]Early in the [D]morning so early in the [G]morning so early in the [C]morning [D]before the break of [G]day