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Capo: 4 Tuning: E A D G B E
This song is The Monster parody Capo at 4th fret [Chorus]
I play on a Amtoaster My Gping is so Fbad I will make up exAmcuses wheGnever I Fcan I'm making the Amwrong plays I'm Ggetting soF mad And they think I'm Amfeeding, yeah, Gyou think I'm Ffeeding
[Rap verse 1]
I will always Amblame the other members of my Gteam Oh well FNot my fault for losing Should have counter Amganked but wraiths were more enGticing Should have been Faware of what teammates were doing Never gave my Ammid a single blue I Gneeded the sustain FFlaming me since we queued
When I started complaining
'Bout AmElise, clairvoyance and GTP 'Cause what you Fthought would be easy's A defeat, she DC'd, it's AmGG! GHow did I forget it was Ffree week?
You're level 30? Really?
Am"Worth" I don't care if you Gwant, report me Can we Fplease FF? I'm bored, jeez If there aren't any Amwards I'm blaming it all on the supGport Cause your CS'ing is Fso weak, one creep, two creep Mine's low 'cause AmI chose the wrong masteries GWon't admit I'm bad. I'll just Fcry more 'cause I...
[Chorus]
I play on a Amtoaster My Gping is so Fbad I will make up exAmcuses wheGnever I Fcan I'm making the Amwrong plays I'm Ggetting soF mad And they think I'm Amfeeding, yeah, Gyou think I'm Ffeeding Well that's not fairAm G F Am G F Well that's not fairAm G F Am G F
[Rap verse 2]
I know I'm not a good Amplayer but honestly I wasn't Gtrolling The rager inFside of me is so controlling 'Cause it's just Ameasier to blame Gothers for your own misFtakes
Maybe I'm just playing like I'm in Wood 5
Am(There you go. You're starting to Gshow that you know the real Freason behind your team's throw) Who am I even Amtalking to? I wasn't Gpart of the throw I lost FE L O because we didn't ban Teemo Am'Cause I'm talking in mostly Gasterisks Got nine reFports for being so damn "toxic" And tried Ampunishing me for all my Gchat "spam" Everyone is Fsaying that I believe I'm better than I really am AmLike Trick2g Gdisrespectin' again FStop laughing, this isn't fair 'cause I'm lagging AmI wasn't playing can't you Gsee what I've been saying I'm Freally not that bad (I play on a...)
[Chorus]
I play on a Amtoaster My Gping is so Fbad I will make up exAmcuses wheGnever I Fcan I'm making the Amwrong plays I'm Ggetting soF mad And they think I'm Amfeeding, yeah, Gyou think I'm Ffeeding Well that's not fairAm G F Am G F But I'm just badAm G F Am G F N.C.And now I'm banned...