Icon For Hire - Cynics and critics

^CmIf you're happy and you know it clap your hands like this Cause the r^Abest of us are wondering what on ea^Bbrth we've missed. ^CmIf you’re happy and you know it stomp your feet real loud The re^Abst of could use some cheering u^Bbp right now Oh p^Cmlease, shoot us up with something shiny and quick We like our thr^Abills dirt cheap and our ir^Bbony thick Oh w^Cmhatever, never mind, we’re just crying for help I guess we’^Abll heal the old fashioned way ^Bband do it ourselves

^CmOh this is all we know, ^Aboh tragic and miserable ^EbWe’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say ^BbWe’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway ^CmOh this is all we’ve ^Abgot, oh we do what we’ve been taught ^EbWe’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say ^BbWe’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway

^CmSometimes I think we push your buttons just for fun Sometimes I th^Abink our kind of crazy has alr^Bbeady been done We’r^Cme a copy of a copy, everything we swore we’d not be Yeah, the t^Abruth hurts, but it hasnâ€?^Bb?t stung enough to stop me Oh pl^Cmease, can’t you give us something better than this weâ€?^Ab?ve built up a tolerance to all y^Bbour veteran tricks you’re bu^Cmsy smiling on cue, when you don’t have a clue we’re^Ab a mess and we know it, we w^Bbant you to know too

^CmOh this is all we know, ^Aboh tragic and miserable ^EbWe’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say ^BbWe’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway ^CmOh this is all we’ve ^Abgot, oh we do what we’ve been taught ^EbWe’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say ^BbWe’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway

^Cmif you’re happy and you know it then there might be something wrong with you ^Cmwhat’s the point in holding on when all of us don’t want you to ^Cmit’d make us feel better, knowing you’d be stuck forever ^Absick minds stick together w^Bbe can stay sick forever

^CmOh this is all we know, ^Aboh tragic and miserable ^EbWe’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say ^BbWe’re not critics, we just hate it all ^CmOh this is all we know, ^Aboh tragic and miserable ^EbWe’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say ^BbWe’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway ^CmOh this is all we’ve ^Abgot, oh we do what we’ve been taught ^EbWe’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say ^BbWe’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway