I Set My Friends On Fire - Sex ed rocks

^FThere com^Ces a time in^G every mans li^Bfe ^Fwhen he g^Crows hair wh^Gere it used to^B be bare

^FI know yo^Cu're feeling^G weird, but yo^Bu should be happy ^FYou don't^C have a vagi^Gna, that would^B be crappy ^FBecause p^Ceriods suck ^G(and commas ru^Ble!) ^FThis is S^Cex Education^G, not grammar,^B fool!

^FWhen she ^Cgives you af^Gfection, you b^Better wear protection ^FThat skan^Ck might have^G an infection,^B are you paying close attention? ^FIn Sex Ed^C, remember w^Ghat you read ^{B F}Just forg^Cet what the ^Gothers have sa^Bid ^Fget it th^Crough your h^Gead, use your ^Bbrain before you go to bed

^FAnd it ta^Ckes only one^G sperm cell to^B make a baby, ^FAnd if yo^Cu think they^G are cute, the^Bn you must be crazy ^FBabies su^Cck because t^Ghey barf and p^Boo and cry ^FThey have^C the ability^G to pee in you^Br eye (OH MY GOD IT BURNS!)

^FAnd did w^Ce mention ^{G B F}The risk ^Cof getting S^GTDs ^{B F}Not just ^Cgross hooker^Gs have it ^{B F}Even Denn^Cis Rodman co^Guld get a bit ^{B F}You don't^C know who De^Gnnis Rodman is^B? ^FWell mayb^Ce you should^G watch more ba^Bsketball ^FWait a se^Ccond this is^G not about spo^Brts ^FQuick fac^Ct! You can't^G get girls whe^Bn you're wearing these shorts

^FWhen she ^Cgives you af^Gfection, you b^Better wear protection ^FThat skan^Ck might have^G an infection,^B are you paying close attention? ^FIn Sex Ed^C, remember w^Ghat you read ^{B F}Just forg^Cet what the ^Gothers have sa^Bid ^Fget it th^Crough your h^Gead, use your ^Bbrain before you go to bed

^FYour body^C is growing ^{G B F}You will ^Cget hairy ^{G B F}Your litt^Cle voice wil^Gl start to cha^Bnge ^FAnd your ^Cno-no place ^Gwill feel a bi^Bt strange ^FYour pits^C will stink ^{G B F}You'll ge^Ct zits on yo^Gur face ^{B F}Without t^Chis knowledg^Ge you will sca^Bre girls away ^FSo listen^C to this son^Gg every day ^B