How I Met Your Mother - Marshall vs the machines

^AmGather round, ye children ^CTo hear the tale so sweet ^FOf a man who dared to race machines ^EWith nothing but^E his feet ^AmWith hair of auburn beauty ^CA hero dressed in jeans ^FHe's fighting for America ^EMarshall! ^EVersus the m^Amachines...

^AmHah! ^AmDoom-ba-da-dee-dee-dee-dee-fleegeedoo-flim-flam^Am-doo-da-deegedeedoo

^AmAs Marshall ran with all his might ^CAnd passed his friend, Christine ^FHe thought of all the times that he had ^EBeaten the machine: ^AmHe triumphed over Pitfall ^CHe vanquished the alarm ^FHe brought the jukebox back to life ^EWith his Fonzarelli arm ^EMarshall! ^EVersus the m^Amachines... ^AmYah! Move along! Yah! Move along! Yah! ^AmOur hero's strength was fading fast ^CJust as the light tur^Cnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.....ed green ^FHe then thought back to all the times ^EHe'd lost to a machine: ^AmThe cable box's fearsome bite ^CThe stapler's mighty sting ^FThe cable box's bite again ^EGetting too tired ^ETo sing...