Horrible Histories - Pachacuti

I'm ^EmPachacu^Ati, the ^EmIncan ^Alord All o^Dther t^Aribes ^Ddread^Aed My n^Emame means '^Ahe who s^Emhakes the ^Aearth' Not t^Dhat I'm big-headed

When it c^Emomes to cl^Aaiming n^Emearby ^Alands I w^Das the t^Aype to r^Disk it ^A But it's ^Emhow I tr^Aeat dead e^Emnemi^Aes That ^Dreally took the biscuit

I dr^Emink from their s^Akull(D^Emo the ^APachacuti!) Pull ^Dout their teeth w^Ahole(D^Do the^A Pachacuti!) Turn^Em teeth into cha^Arms(Do^Em the P^Aachacuti!) Make ^Dflutes out of their arms(Pachacuti!)

Once ^Emon a h^Aillside, ^Emmy troops ^Ahid To ca^Duse a ^Arival str^Dife ^A And w^Emhen they ju^Amped out, i^Emt looked l^Aike The g^Dround had come to life

The r^Emocks they a^Are my ^Emwarrio^Ars ^DI then^A used to bo^Dast ^A And that l^Emittle l^Aie helped u^Ems win ^Awars But v^Diolence helped the most

I dr^Emink from their s^Akull(D^Emo the ^APachacuti!) Pull ^Dout their teeth w^Ahole(D^Do the^A Pachacuti!) Turn^Em teeth into cha^Arms(D^Emo the ^APachacuti!) Make ^Dflutes out of their arms(Pachacuti!)

^EmIf you were a ri^Aval chief We'd^F#m kill you fast and ^Bmthen We'd s^Emtuff you like a ^Ascarecrow But o^Dne for scaring men

Then we'd r^Emest your b^Aony f^Emingers^A on The st^Dretched skin o^Af your b^Delly ^A And ^Emin the b^Areeze, they'd ta^Emp that^A tum Like a d^Drummer, but more smelly!

I dr^Emink from their s^Akull(D^Emo the ^APachacuti!) Pull ^Dout their teeth w^Ahole(D^Do the^A Pachacuti!) Use ^Emtheir skin as a^A drum(D^Emo the ^APachacuti!) I've ^Dnever had so much fun!(Pachacuti!)