Horrible Histories - Natural selection
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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro]
D# E
FMm Eyeah
FMm Eyeah
[Verse 1]
CPeople thought all animals
AmArrived here unrelated
The Emworld began, andD#m then came man
All Dmperfectly Fcreated
[Pre-Chorus]
But Fthen someone looked up a tree.
And said "That Emonkey looks just like me!"
So it Freally was a mystery
What I'd Glearned in natural history!
[Chorus]
So I Cjoined HMS EBeagle
Watched the Ameagle and the sCeagull
We Fstudied rock and plants
Flowers, trees and bees and ants
Slept on Chammocks without Epillows
Eating Amrats and Carmadillos
Till I Frealised on reflection
It's A#natural Cselection!
F EYeah!
[Verse 2]
CNatural selection means
Each Amanimal evolved
To Emblend with its D#msurroundings
Ch-ch-Dmchanges were Ginvolved
[Pre-Chorus]
So Fbirds with different foods to seek
Seem to have dEeveloped different beaks
And over Ftime they'd modified
So just the Gfittest of them all survived!
[Chorus]
On the CIsles of EGalapagos
I Amnoted the gianCt tortoise
Had Finteresting shells
And I rode on them as well
CIguanas land and Eswimming
Meant my Amnew theory was Cwinning
It all Fled in the direction
Of A#natural selecCtion
[Bridge]
My fFindings met with outrage
From the A#ch-ch-ch-ch-Church of England
CAnd from me.F C
The Fidea that we came from ch-ch-A#chimps
Questioned my own ChristiGanity
But it was hard to disagree!
[Chorus]
Every Cspecies new Emutation
Had a Amperfect explanaCtion
It Fseems the world's inception
Must predate common perception
And if Clack of adaptEation
Means a Amfatal limitCation
So each Fcreature's imperfection
Over time gets a correction
Meaning Canimal Ecollections
Grow uniAmque means of proCtection
And to Ffail nature's inspection
Means Fimmediate rejection
Which all leads to the detection
Of A#natural G#selA#ectioCn!
A#Natural selecCtion!