Holly Humberstone - Fake plastic trees

^C A green plastic watering ca^Am7n For a fake Chinese rubber p^Flant In the fake ^Cplastic ear^Fth ^{G C} That she bought from a rubber man ^Am7 In a town full of rubber pla^Fns To get ^Crid of itse^Flf

It wears her o^Gut It wears her o^Cut It wears her o^Gut It wears her o^Cut

^CAnd she lives with a broken m^Am7an A cracked polystyrene man ^F Who just crum^Cbles and burn^Fs ^{G C} He used to do surgery ^Am7 For girls in the '8^F0s But gravity ^Calways wins^F

And it wears him ou^Gt It wears him o^Cut It wears him o^Gut It wears him o^Gut

^CShe looks like the real th^Am7ing She tastes like the real th^Fing My fake p^Clastic lov^Fe ^{G C} But I can't help the feeling^Am7 I could blow through the ceili^Fng If I just t^Curn and ru^Fn

And it wears him ou^Gt It wears him o^Cut It wears him o^Gut It wears him o^Gut

And if I could ^Fbe who you want^Ged If I could ^Cbe who you wan^Emted ^FAll the time ^CAll the time