Autoscroll
1 Column 
Text size
Transpose 0
Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] Emaj7 [Verse 1]
Emaj7Mary packed her F#mbags and left home on a Christmas Emaj7 Eve For F#msea soaked skies and dashing lads with Emaj7cars F#m An Emaj7actress orphaned F#mby the social constructs of her Emaj7 art school A F#mvictim of their esoteric Emaj7rule So preF#mtentious that she almost thought it Emaj7cool F#m
But all you'd hear is [Chorus]
ELa, la la la la La la la la F#mla, la la ELa, la la la la La la la la F#mla, la la
[Verse 2]
Emaj7Purpose was a F#mvague ideal that she would always Emaj7 talk on Till she F#mfell in love with the salesman from TEmaj7V Yeah, she F#mfell in love with a salesman from TEmaj7V F#m
While all of Hollywood sang [Chorus]
ELa, la la la la La la la la F#mla, la la ELa, la la la la La la la la F#mla, la la
[Bridge]
Emaj7Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Emaj7Pearly, pretty prize, and a ribbon box of sighs In a F#mcollared shirt
She thought it wouldn't hurt
Emaj7Certain love of mine with the palest blue eyes In a F#mcollared shirt
I thought it couldn't hurt
Emaj7Wood flavored kiss taste the concrete of this It really F#mfucked with me, it really fucked with me Emaj7California eyes are a death witch from design You really F#mfucked with me
[Outro]
ELa, la la la la La la la la F#mla, la la ELa, la la la la La la la la F#mla, la la ELa, la la la la La la la la F#mla, la la ELa, la la la la La la la la Ala, la la E Emaj7