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[Intro] A E B C#m A E B [Tom Thum]
N.C."If you're feeling low then give it a go! Try Lambert's Sniffing Salts today" [Suffa:] N.C.You know when you're doing a song about a small town N.C.You gotta start it with a cliche, you know what I'm sayin' likAe
[Verse]
Time moEves a little slower here The paBint peels 'cause the sumC#mmers here are so severe AnAd we're nowhere near nEo where you would know of LoBcals here pride, they sC#mhow up just to show off AFour men take a load off, Ejust to watch the day go Bby Philosophizing with their C#mfriends like they're Plato TheyA prophecize on the bench Eby the main road,B right They got advice; I'm like 'C#mAyo, if you say so guys' ABut what do they know, EFox News got 'em lit BThey're shockers, fundamentalists,C#m the new communists AA girl with a shopping list, clEutch her handbag close BI'm like "damn man" then it's C#mall backhands, jokes A'Cause I'm a gentlemen, but thEen again most of are BFirst name basis in the bank, C#mthe post-office, the bar AThe grocery, parks, hey lady IE ain't tryna grab your pBension C#mThe old men on the bench hum
[Instrumental] A E B C#m A E B [Tom Thum]
N.C."Direct from the transistor radio in your lounge room.It's the entertainment that the whole family can enjoy." N.C."Well I say looking slick will do the trick so try Barry's Brylcreem cream today!"
[Montaigne & Suffa]
N.C.Well lets go, lets go AWe're living in the days when Eeverybody sayin' B"What a time to be aliC#mve" ABut I'm feeling out of placeE like I live in outer space B'Cause it seems I'm stuC#mck in time AIt's like we ride througEh life BRight in the shadow of the C#mcold war It gets so qAuiet at nightE Like Bmartial law took a hold of '55A.
[Suffa]
Time mEoves a little slower here A Bday feels like a week, a weekend fC#meels like it could go a year AAnd we're nowhere near nEothing, man it's so true BI don't tell 'em where I'm from, I tC#mell 'em where I'm close to AAnd I can go through an AtElas and show you on a Bmap but You'd still look C#mme sideways and treat me like I'm backwAards But that's just fine, iEt so happens I'm BHappy living in a city thatC#m is trapped in time AWhile you're lined up inE traffic I'm BNot panicked 'bout transit,C#m I'm back in time AFor a TV dinner and an eEarly night 'CBause we get dressed to travel, goC#mt an early flight ABeen doing laps of the earth whiEle doing laps of the sun BTryna put where I'm at on the map C#m'cause where I'm from AWould never get a mention, but alEl that and then some BOnce again the old men on tC#mhe bench hum
[Instrumental] A E B C#m A E B [Tom Thum]
N.C."And across the country they came in waves. Thousands upon thousands of flying discs N.C.descending from the planet Mars." N.C."For the closest shave try a Wilson's razor today."
[Montaigne & Suffa]
N.C.Well lets go, lets go AWe're living in the days when Eeverybody sayin' B"What a time to be C#malive" ABut I'm feeling out of place Elike I live in outer space B'Cause it seems I'm stuC#mck in time AIt's like we ride throuEgh life RBight in the shadow ofC#m the cold war It gAets so quiet at nigEht LikeB martial law took a hold of A'55
[Montaigne]
Where I go, where EI go This will always be Bhome,C#m no matter AWhere I go, where I Ego This will always be Bhome,C#m no matter AWhere I go, where I Ego This will always be BhomeC#m, no matter AWhere I go, where IE go This will always bBe home
[Instrumental] A E B C#m A E B [Tom Thum:]
N.C."If you can't beat the summer heat then what you need is a Wordell's. Wordell N.C.Refrigerators: the cooler choice." N.C."The dieting revolution taking the world by storm."
[Montaigne & Suffa] Well Montaigne lets go
AWe're living in the days when Eeverybody sayin' B"What a time to be aC#mlive" ABut I'm feeling out of place likeE I live in outer space B'Cause it seems I'm stuck in tC#mime AIt's like we ride throughE life BRight in the shadow of the C#mcold war AIt gets so quiet at Enight BLike martial law took a hold ofA '55 B