Autoscroll
1 Column 
Text size
Transpose 0
Verse 1 C B#m You call me up in the mornings F G We’ll stay on the phone until dawning C F G C You tell me secrets I actually keep C B#m You call me up around noon and F G Bring me all the good gossip C F G You hold my head when I throw up
CI hold your hand when you weep Bridge F And we talk about friends GAnd we talk about records FTalk about life GAnd we’ll talk about death FAnd we dance in the living room G F Dance on the sidewalks, dance in the movies G F Dance at the festivals, dance, dance G No men ever really dance like this
Chorus C F G Damn! I wish I was a lesbian C F G Damn! I wish I was a lesbian C F G C
Damn! GI wish I was, and that you were, too (that you were too) C F G Damn! I wish I was a lesbian C F G Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
C F G
Damn! I wish I wCas, so I cFould faGll in love with you Verse 2
C B#m You call me up in the evenings F G And tell me what they did this time C F G C No matter what, I’m by your side C B#m When it’s raining, we’ll go to the video store C G We even like the same movies C F G C No damn jedis or hobbits, this time!
FAnd you laugh at my jokes GAnd I laugh at your jokes F G And I even like the birthday presents you get me FAnd we dance in the living room GDance on the sidewalks FDance in the movies GDance at the festivals FLet’s dance, dance G No men ever really dance like this
Chorus C F G Why don’t, why don’t I fall? X2 C F G C F
WGhy don’t I just fall in love with you?