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Verse 1 A B#m You call me up in the mornings D E We'll stay on the phone until dawning A D E A You tell me secrets I actually keep A B#m You call me up around noon and D E Bring me all the good gossip A D E You hold my head when I throw up
AI hold your hand when you weep Bridge D And we talk about friends EAnd we talk about records DTalk about life EAnd we'll talk about death DAnd we dance in the living room E D Dance on the sidewalks, dance in the movies E D Dance at the festivals, dance, dance E No men ever really dance like this
Chorus A D E Damn! I wish I was a lesbian A D E Damn! I wish I was a lesbian A D E A
Damn! EI wish I was, and that you were, too (that you were too) A D E Damn! I wish I was a lesbian A D E Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
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Damn! I wish I wAas, so I cDould faEll in love with you Verse 2
A B#m You call me up in the evenings D E And tell me what they did this time A D E A No matter what, I'm by your side A B#m When it's raining, we'll go to the video store A E We even like the same movies A D E A No damn jedis or hobbits, this time!
DAnd you laugh at my jokes EAnd I laugh at your jokes D E And I even like the birthday presents you get me DAnd we dance in the living room EDance on the sidewalks DDance in the movies EDance at the festivals DLet's dance, dance E No men ever really dance like this
Chorus A D E Why don't, why don't I fall' X2 A D E A D
WEhy don't I just fall in love with you'