Hayes Carll - One bed two girls three bottles of wine

Sally was ^Gyoung and from, Southern Calif^Cornia and drifting ^Gthrough Middle Tenn^Dessee

I was ^Gbored and I told her I'd never seen such ^Cbeauty She smiled and introdu^Gced me To her ^Dgirlfriend Sandra ^GDee

I l^Gied and I tried My best to convi^Cnce them That I was the ^Gman That they should have ^Daround

I'll be your ^Gboy, your toy To torture, touch and ^Cteach me So Sandra tied me ^Gup And ^DSally laid me d^Gown

^DOne b^Ged, two girls and three bottles of w^Cine While I’m a-kissing ^Ghers, the other’s loving ^Dmine If the ^GDevil is a-watching, he thinks I’m doing ^Cfine One bed^C, two girls^G, three ^Dbottles of w^Gine

Oh ^Dno, who’s kissing on my ^Gtoe Oh ^Dwee someone’s chewing on my ^Gknee Oh ^Cmy, what’s that on my ^Gthigh Oh f^Dlip, they’re playing with^G my...

^AThe grooves, the moves I had the whole thing ^Dgoing ^AFor 5 minutes I was king of all I ^Bsee And ^Athen the end came sooner than ^Dexpected

N.C.

(Sure, laugh about it. It couldn’t happen to you) So I ^Dlaid on the ^Asidelines Just ^Dwishing I had done ^Abetter ^DOr perhaps not drank as much J^Aagermeister ^DOr maybe taken a Via^Agra Or ^Dperhaps paid more attention to adult movies when I was younger so I’d better know how to handle Such a unique situat^Aion But I ^Ddidn’t do any of those things I just ^Dlaid there In the ^Ashadows As they continued without ^Dme

One ^Abed, two girls and three bottles of ^Dwine While I’m a-kissing ^Ahers, the other’s loving ^Emine If the ^ADevil is a-watching, he thinks I’m doing ^Dfine One bed^D, two girls^A, three ^Ebottles of w^Dine One bed^C, two girls^A, three ^Ebottles of w^Dine