Hayes Carll - Kmag yoyo

Well, ^Edaddy joined the Air Force, said it was a good source Danger, love, and money, but it only led to divorce Ended up in Abilene, working at a Dairy Queen Put me in the Army on the day that I turned seventeen ^AHere I am standin' in the desert with a gun Thought of going AWOL but I'm too 'fraid to run So I ^Egot myself a new plan, stealin' from the Taliban Make a little money turning poppies into heroin ^B7Sergeant didn't like it so they put me in a hole I ^D7said, "It's easy shootin' when they don't know where to go" ^EThrew me on a lily pad, sent me home to NORAD I knew I'd be in trouble but I didn't think it’d be this bad

^EStranger wearin' all black, met me on the tarmac Told him I was sorry but I ain't ever going back He said, “You ain't in trouble son, learn to fight without a gun Got a new assignment now, you're working for the Pentagon” ^AGonna take a trip, wouldn't tell me what it's for Gotta serve your country, gonna help us win the war ^EM.I.T. Ph.D.'s, night & day, they're testing me Ain't what I was thinking but I'm bein' all that I can be ^B7 I ain't no genius but I knew it wasn't right Eating ^D7uppers in the morning and LSD at night ^ESend me off to deep space, help 'em win the arms race Hola mi, oh mighty, but this shit has got a funny taste

I ^Ethink I hear the countdown, hundred feet above the ground Told me when I'm leavin' but a-nothing 'bout a-coming down Sittin' on a bad dream, thousand pounds of gasoline Ain't leavin' nothing but some rubble and my slipstream ^AMama always said I should be aimin' for the moon Never would've guessed that I'd be passin' by soon ^EHow the hell'd I get here? Blastin' through the atmosphere Drop the rocket boosters and I'm shiftin' into high gear ^B7Bowie on the system and a bottle on my knee ^D7Armstrong ain't got nothing on me ^EHey ho, here we go, KMAG YOYO Someone wanna get me, gotta come up where the sun don't go

I ^Ethink I see a bright light, something 'bout it ain't right I laid down in a spaceship, woke up in a firefight Trippin' from the morphine, came down in a bad scene God, don't let me die here, I ain't even nineteen ^A I won't ever ask you, Lord, for anything again I'll swear it on the Bible, Torah, Koran ^ELyin' in a rhino track 'bout to have a heart attack I.E.D. got to me, someone call the Medevac ^B7 I need some fixin' after where it is I've been ^D7Never wanna go and try and shoot a gun again ^ESlippin' out the back door, gonna join the Peace Corps Tell me I'm a hero now so someone else can fight this war