Harry Nilsson - Makin' whoopie

Another b^Cride,^Am7 another g^Dm7room ^G7 Another s^Cunny ^C7 honeym^Foon ^Fm Another ^Cseason^Am7, another r^Dm7eason^{Bb9 G7} For makin' wh^Coopee.^{Cdim Dm7 G7} A lotta s^Choes^Am7, a lotta ^Dm7rice ^G7 The groom is ^Cnervous^C7, he answers tw^Fice; ^Fm It's really ki^Cllin'^Am7, that he's so ^Dm7willin' ^{Bb9 G7} To make wh^Coopie. ^{F Fm7 C}

^C7Picture a little ^Dmlove nest ^{Dm+7 Dm7}Down where the ^Bb9roses cl^Cing; ^C7Picture that same sweet l^Dmove nest, ^Dm+7 And ^Dm7see what a y^Bb9ear can b^G7ring.

^G7He's doin' di^Cshes ^Am7, and baby cl^Dm7othes;^G7 He's so ambi^Ctious^C7, he even s^Fews. ^Fm So don't forg^Cet folks^Am7, that's what you ^Dm7get folks, ^{Bb9 G7} For makin' who^Copie.^{Cdim Dm7 G7} Another ^Cyear^Am7, or maybe ^Dm7less ^G7 What's this I ^Chear^C7, well can't you ^Fguess^Fm She feels ^Cneglected^Am7, and he's ^Dm7suspected^{Bb9 G7} Of makin' wh^Coopie. ^{F Fm7 C G7}

She sits ^Calone^Am most every ^Dm7night^G7 He doesn't ^Cphone^C7 he doesn't ^Fwrite ^Fm7 She says he's ^Cbusy^Am7, then she says "I^Dm7s he?"^{Bb9 G7} He's making ^C7whoopee ^{F Fm7 C}

^C7He doesn't make much ^Dm7money^{Dm+7 Dm7}Only five ^Bb9thousand ^Cper ^C7Some judge who thinks ^Dm7he's funny^Dm+7 Says ^Dm7you'll pay ^Bb9six to ^G7her

^G7He says^C"Judge^Am7, suppose I ^Dm7fail?"^G7 The judge says,^C "Bud^C7, right into ^Fjail^Fm You better keep ^Cher^Am7. I think it's ^Dm7cheaper."^{Bb9 G7} Than makin' who^Copie.^{Cdim Dm7 G7} Than makin' who^Copie.^{Cdim Dm7 G7} Than makin' who^Copie.^{Cdim Dm7 G7}