Harry Nilsson - Makin whoopee

Another ^Ebbride, another ^Fm7June ^Bb7 Another ^Ebsunny^Eb7/Db honey^Abmoon ^Abm Another ^Ebseason, another ^Db7reason For makin' ^Ebwhoopee ^Bb7

A lot of ^Ebshoes, a lot of ^Fm7rice ^Bb7 The groom is ^Ebnervous^Eb7/Db, he answers ^Abtwice^Abm Its really ^Ebkillin' that he's so ^Db7willin' To make ^Ebwhoopee

^Eb7Picture a little love ^Abnest ^AbmDown where the roses ^Ebcling ^{Bb7 Eb7}Picture the same sweet love ^Abnest And ^Abmthink what a year can ^Ebbring ^Bb7

He's washin ^Ebdishes and baby ^Fm7clothes ^Bb7 He's so am^Ebbitiou^Eb7/Dbs he even ^Absews^Abm But don't for^Ebget folks Thats what you ^Db7get folks for makin' ^Ebwhoopee

Another ^Ebyear, or maybe ^Fm7less ^Bb7 What's this I ^Ebhear^Eb7/Db, well can't you ^Abguess ^Abm She feels ne^Ebglected and he's sus^Db7pected Of makin ^Ebwhoopie

She sits ^Ebalone most every^Fm7night ^Bb7 He doesn't ^Ebphone her^Eb7/Db, he doesn't ^Abwrite ^Abm She says "He's ^Ebbusy." then she says "Is ^Db7he? He's makin' ^EbWhoopee

^Eb7He doesn't make much ^Abmoney ^AbmOnly five thousand dollars ^Ebper ^{Bb7 Eb7}Some judge who thinks he's ^Abfunny ^AbmSays, "You pay six to ^Ebher." ^Bb7

He says, "Now ^Ebjudge, suppose I ^Fm7fail?" ^Bb7 The judge says, "^EbBudge^Eb7/Db, right into ^Abjail. ^Abm You'd better ^Ebkeep her I think it's ^Db7cheaper Than making ^Ebwhoopee."