Harry Belafonte - Man piaba

^GWhen I was a lad of ^Cthree-foot-three ^DCertain questions occ^Gurred to me So I ^Gasked me father quite ^Cseriously To ^Dtell me the story 'bout the ^Gbird and bee ^D He ^Gstammered and he stuttered pa^Cthetically ^DAnd this is what he said to ^Gme

He said, "The ^Gwoman piaba and the ^Gman piaba And the ^GTon Ton call baka ^Dlemon grass The ^Glily root, ^Ggully root, ^Gbelly root ^Cuhmm And the ^Dfamous grandy scratch scratch ^Gm

It was ^Gmclear as mud but it c^Cmovered the ground And the ^Dconfusion made the ^Gbrain go 'round I ^Gwent and ask a good ^Cfriend of mine ^DKnown to the world as ^GAlbert Einstein He said "^BSon, from the be^Gginning of time and crea^Ctivity ^DThere existed the force of rela^Gtivity ^GPi r square and a ^Cminus ten is a ^Droutine only ^Gwhen ^{D G}The solar system in ^Cone light year ^D7Make the Hayden planetarium d^Gisappear So ^Gif Mt Everest ^Cdoesn't move I am ^D7positive that it will p^Grove

That the ^Gwoman piaba and the ^Gman piaba And the ^GTon Ton call baka ^Dlemon grass The ^Glily root, ^Ggully root, ^Gbelly root ^Cuhmm And the ^Dfamous grandy scratch scratch ^Gm

^GmIt was clear as mud but it ^Ccovered the ground ^DAnd the confusion made the ^Gbrain go 'round ^GI grabbed a boat and went ^Cabroad ^D7In Baden Baden asked ^GSigmund Freud ^GHe said "Son, from your sad face ^Cremove the grouch ^DPut the body down up ^Gon the couch ^GI can see from ^Cyour frustration ^Da neurotic subli^Gmation, ^DHey! ^GLove and hate is ^Cpsychosomatic ^DYour Rorsach shows that you're a ^Gperi pathetic ^GIt all started with a ^Cbroken sibling ^D7In the words of the famous ^GRudyard Kipling

He said, "The ^G7woman piaba and the ^G7man piaba And the ^GTon Ton call baka ^Dlemon grass The ^Glily root, ^Ggully root, ^Gbelly root ^Cuhmm And the ^Dfamous grandy scratch scratch ^Gm

^GWell I traveled far and I ^Ctraveled wide ^DAnd I don't even have me ^Gself a bride ^GAll the great men ^Cupon this earth ^DHave confused me since my ^Gbirth ^{D G}I've been over land and been ^Cover sea ^DTrying to find answer 'bout the ^Gbird and bee ^GBut now that I am ^Cninety three ^DI don't give a d^Gamn you see

If the ^Gwoman piaba and the ^Gman piaba And the ^GTon Ton call baka ^Dlemon grass The ^Glily root, ^Ggully root, ^Gbelly root ^Cuhmm And the ^Dfamous grandy scratch scratch ^G