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[Verse 1]
Sweet JeGsus, plCease help MGaria I triCed holy water aDnd I tried teqGuila Her sCkin is turning grDeen, she's becGoming more obsCcene And nGow she sticks a cDrucifix up her vaGgina, yDeah
And MGaria thCinks it's all so fGunny All the whCile I knDow it's blasphGemy D She's been piCssin' on my flDoor, shes beGcoming such a whCore But GI can't hate the biDtch 'cause she's my hoGney, yeDah
[Bridge]
But if she don't tCurn, she's gonna buGrn Down Din the flames of hell where they'll be weeGping 'Cause its a sCin, she let that daGmmed thing in And I swDear she's sneaking out at night while the rD7est of us are sleeping
[Chorus]
I've been prGaying all night long and I've been sinCging Christian songs SoCmething has possDessed my lovely wGife D There's somGething standing close in the dCark, it ain't a ghGost It's MaCria, trDying to take my liGfe
[Verse 2]
Now MaGria voCmits and she sweGars And it's crCeepy how she comes crawDling down the staGirs D Her hCead is spinning 'roDund, she's been wriGthing on the grCound It brGeaks my heart, it caDuses many teGars D
[Bridge]
But if she don't tuCrn, she's gonna bGurn Down Din the flames of hell where they'll be weeGping 'Cause its a sCin, she let that dGammed thing in And I swDear she's sneaking out at night while the rD7est of us are sleeping
[Chorus]
I've been prGaying all night long and I've been sinCging Christian songs SoCmething has possDessed my lovely wGife D There's somGething standing close in the dCark, it ain't a ghGost It's MaCria, trDying to take my liGfe
Here we go! G C G C D G D C D B7 Emi G D G D [Verse 3]
I thiGnk she might be gCoing straight to hGell 'Cause dCown the steps my pDoor Maria fGell D I gCave that girl a shDove, I pusGhed with all my lCove And whGere I hid the boDdy I'll never teGll D
[Bridge 2]
She didn't tCurn, she's gonna bGurn Down iDn the flames of hell where they'll be weGeping 'Cause it's a sCin, she let that dGammed thing in And I swDear she was sneaking out at night while the rD7est of us were sleeping
[Chorus]
I've been prGaying all night long and I've been sinCging Christian songs SoCmething has possDessed my lovely wGife D She hGad no self control, may GCod forgive her sGoul 'Cause CI had to tDake Maria's liGfe 'Cause CI had to tDake Maria's liGfe 'Cause CI had to tDake Maria's liGfe