HARDY (US, Country) - Signed sober you

^CMy third shot down, I'm in trouble I'm a ^Amnewly single man, seein' double Fa^Dmke a smile for all my friends ^GThen go home alone around 2a.m ^CAnd stumble through the front door, gone as it gets ^AmFlip the kitchen light on, there it is ^DmOn the fridge, just my luck ^G"Read this if you're drunk"

^CDon't think about it, mister ^AmDon't even touch your phone ^DmI know you think you miss her ^GBut I promise you, you don't ^CThere's healing in the lonely ^AmSit back, kick off your boots And you'll t^Dmhank me in the morning ^GLike you always do

N.C.

Signed, sober you

^CThere's pizza in the freezer, Dumb and Dumber on the TV ^AmIt's so stupid, that's what you'd be ^DmTo go diggin' through her Instagram ^GIf you're thinkin' 'bout that, read this again

^CDon't think about it, mister ^AmDon't even touch your phone ^DmI know you think you miss her ^GBut I promise you, you don't ^CThere's healing in the lonely ^AmSit back, kick off your boots ^DmAnd you'll thank me in the morning ^GLike you always do

^DmSigned,^G sober you

^CYeah, well remember last time that you hit her up ^AmYou heard some other guy, how much does that suck? ^DmThat set you back a month, yeah, trust me, old friend ^GYou don't wanna go down that road again

^CDon't think about it, mister ^AmDon't even touch your phone ^DmI know you wanna kiss her ^GBut I promise you, you don't ^CThere's healing in the lonely ^AmSit back, kick off your boots ^DmAnd you'll thank me in the morning ^GLike you always do Signed, sober y^Cou