Hank Williams Jr. - Three day trip

I took a ^Gthree day trip with a one day woman, if you know what I'm talkin' a- ^Dbout After 24 hours it was plain to see, this week-end wasn't gonna work out ^G She and I didn't have one thing in common and her papers weren't comin' a- ^Cround I'm on a ^Dthree day stay with a no way babe, what the hell am I gonna do now? ^G

Well, ^GFriday night cost me a high dollar dinner, lots of tequila and wine she ^Ddrown Now she's messed up, real good and drunk, stumblin' and fallin' ^Gdown So, I had to carry her to the room where she instantly passed ^Cout And started ^Dsnorrin' loud, so I went back down and took a cab to the waffle ^Ghouse (boy, this is fun)

Now ^GSaturday morning along about noon, she calls room service "Bring me some ^Ddoubles Hey, meet me in the bar. It's 6 hours till dark and this b***h is havin' speech ^Gtroubles" Well, if you fijy dizzy this and wijy wajy that, I though God, please rescue ^Cme Another ^Dcouple sat down, they ordered around, now's my chance to go ^Gfree

I'm on a ^Gthree day trip with a one day woman, if you know what I'm talkin' a- ^Dbout After 24 hours it was plain to see, this week-end really wasn't gonna ^Gwork out She and I didn't have one thing in common and her papers weren't coming a- ^Cround I'm on a ^Dthree day stay with a no way babe, what the hell am I gonna do now?

So, this ^Gdude and my date get really s**tfaced, when his girl grabbed me to ^Ddance Looks like you and me are up the same tree, so, let's start our own ro- ^Gmance Yeah, she and I watched the Sunday morning sun come up in each others' ^Carms This weekend ^Dstarted bad but we're really glad, 'cause the two we dumped are still in the ^Gbarn

Don't take a ^Athree day trip with a one day woman, better learn what I'm talkin' a- ^Ebout If you're gonna go to the islands don't take a chance, take a babe that you've really get down ^A So, if you have any friend wanna line you up with a blind date take it from ^Dme Get a ^Egirl you know who's cocked and ready to go, forget about harmony