Hank Williams Jr. - Dinosaur

Hey man ^Ethem ain't high heeled sneakers^A And they^E sure don't look like cowboy boots ^A And that^E ain't rock and roll your playin ^{A F#}And it sure ain't country or rhythm and ^Bblues

^AYour singing a song about ^Bmaking love to your ^Edrummer ^AWell gay guitar ^Bpickers don't turn me ^Eon ^AAnd we don't all get ^Bin to donna ^Esummers ^F#Do you happen to know any old Hank Williams ^Bsongs

Cause you see I'm a di nosa^Aur ^{B E} I should have died out a l^Aong ti^Bme befo^Ere Have Pitty on a di nosaur^{A B E} Hand me my hat excu^F#se me maam but ^Bwhere's the door ^E

Used to ^Ebe^A I had a lot of fun in the old hangout ^EWe'd get^A stoned at the jukebox to stay out of fights ^ENow and then we'^Ad light a little smoke in the truck out back An^F#d a little old Jim Beam and we'd get ri^Bght [Bridge] And you know these flashing^A lights sure mak^Be me dizzy ^E And this disco's ^Avery strange ^Bto my ears ^E Look's l^Aike they turned the longhorn ^Binto a spaceship^E And I'll be ^F#leaving just a soon as I finish this ^Bbeer

Give us our hats ^F# Excuse me maam ^B Where's the door ^E