Hank Williams - Dinosaur

Hey man^E them ain't high heeled sneaker^As And the^Ey sure don't look like cowboy boots ^A And tha^Et ain't rock and roll your playin ^{A F#}And it sure ain't country or rhythm and ^Bblues

^AYour singing a song about ^Bmaking love to your ^Edrummer ^AWell gay guitar ^Bpickers don't turn me ^Eon ^AAnd we don't all get ^Bin to donna ^Esummers ^F#Do you happen to know any old Hank Williams ^Bsongs!

I should have died out a l^Aong.. ^Btime.. ^Ebefore Have Pitty on a di.. ...^A. nos^Baur ^E Hand me my ^F#hat excuse me m^Baam, but where's the ^Edoor!

Used t^Eo be I had a^A lot of fun in the old hangout ^EWe'd get stoned at^A the jukebox to stay out of fights ^ENow and then we'd light ^Aa little smoke in the truck out back! An^F#d a little old Jim Beam and we'd get ri^Bght. Bridge: And you know these flashin^Ag lights sure ma^Bke me dizzy ^E And this disco's^A very strange^B to my ears ^E Look's ^Alike they turned the longhorn^B into a spaceshi^Ep And I'll be ^F#leaving just a soon as I finish this ^Bbeer

Give us our hats ^F# Excuse me ^Bmaam Where's the ^Edoor!