Tuning: G C E A

This is a song that Hank Green, one half of the "vlogbrothers", wrote while he was on his "This Machine Pwns n00bs Tour" to go out promote his album "This Machine Pwns n00bs", and he does this by playing his signature acoustic guitar with the words, what else, "This Machine Pwns n00bs" on the body. It's a song about this nerdy folky musician and his journey on the road. It's really a catchy tune and it will more than likely get stuck in your head for some time. If you have any problems with the timing and Hanks spazztic strumming patterns, just listen to the song or watch his Youtube video at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkrvsTVeUEo After you have made your final judgement on the tab, please rate and/or leave A comment. Standard Tuning Capo 3rd fret Intro: C (Strum down once) Verse 1:

Well ^CI don't want to ^Fmaj7be a big ^Cstar C Famj7 C And I've never really been a fan of folks who just want to go far But I ^Gdo like to play on this ^Fmaj7guitar And ^Gwrite these stupid songs in rental ^Fmaj7cars

Verse 2:

Now I'm ^Cheadin' to ^Fmaj7Los ^CAngeles And I can't stop though I ^Greally gotta ^Cpiss 'Cause I'm late for the show gotta ^Fmaj7go, gotta ^Cgo Put the pedal top the metal and I'm ^Gburnin' up the ^Croad

Pre-chorus 1:

And I ^Gget there with five minutes to ^Fmaj7spare And the ^Gpeople there don't seem to ^Fmaj7care And I ^Cstrap on my guitar and get ^Fmaj7ready to cut ^Gloose I ^Chope these ^Fmaj7people think that this machine pwns ^Gn00bs

Chorus:

I't like a ^Chedgehog with a ^Fmaj7flat can C Fma7 And a star for Mario Or the ^Cbig dot in ^Fmaj7Pac-Man Or the ^CKonami ^Fmaj7code

And it makes me feel invincible When I'm up there on that stage

The ^Cfinal boss has been destroyed Long-distance or close-range It's like a ^Gsuper sniping shotgun

And it's body armor too And I hope everyone agrees

That ^Fmaj7this machine pwns ^Gn00bs Verse 3:

I just ^Cfinished my show in ^Fmaj7Phoenix ^CA Z God damnit if I didn't ^Glose my ^Ckeys And the Nerd Fighters there all wanna ^Fmaj7hang ^Cout And go to Yogurt Land and ^GIn-N-^COut

Pre-chorus 2:

^GBut we have to wait there on the side^Fmaj7walk ^GEating pizza with First ^Fmaj7Officer Spock And ^Cnow that they've ^Fmaj7been intro^Gduced I ^Chope they agree that ^Fmaj7this machine pwns ^Gn00bs

Chorus:

I't like a ^Chedgehog with a ^Fmaj7flat can C Fma7 And a star for Mario Or the ^Cbig dot in ^Fmaj7Pac-Man Or the ^CKonami ^Fmaj7code

And it makes me feel invincible When I'm up there on that stage

The ^Clevel boss has been destroyed Long-distance or close-range It's like a ^Gsuper sniping shotgun

And it's body armor too And I hope everyone agrees

That ^Fmaj7this machine pwns ^Gn00bs___^Fmaj7________^C And that should be that for This Machine Pwns n00bs by the always funny and proud to be nerdy Hank Green. And remember, when you've made your final judgement on the tab, please rate and/or leave a comment. And feel free to stop by my profile and check out some of my other tabs as well. And feel free to join my "UGs Online Music Debate" group where you get to argue and debate with other UG users about anything music.

-I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.

Hank Green - This machine pwns n00bs