Hank Green - This isnt hogwarts

I hate this ^Gplace, I can ^Cbarely keep the ^Dmisery off my ^Gface, Yeah there's ^Done place i much rather ^Cbe, Taking ^Dtransfiguration and ^Carithmancy, And ^Ghanging with my ^Cfriends in the owle^Dry, But ^Ginstead i'm learning parts of ^Cspeech, And ^Dtrying not to fall ^Gasleep, And ^Cavoiding the only girl in ^Dschool who might like ^Gme,

It's so gro^Gtesque, When the ^Cguy sitting next to me ^Ddrools all over his ^Gdesk, And i ^Dalmost raise my hand to ^Ccomplain, But then i ^Drealize i wanna be ^Cdoin' the same, So i ^Gput my head down ^Con my desk as ^Dwell, And ^Gsuddenly im learning a ^Cspell, To ^Dmake my teacher's head ^Gswell, But ^Cthen he wakes me up, And ^Di can't help but ^Gyell,

This isn't ^Ghogwarts this is a^C concrete ^Gbox, And the ^Cpictures on the wall are never gonna ^Gtalk, And the ^Cteachers don't ^Gcare that the ^Ckids don't ^Gtry, And the most ^Cmagical thing we have is fluorescent ^Glights, And they ^Cdon't put you in hufflepuff if your not ^Dcool, In^Cstead they sort you in the parking lot after ^Dschool, And i ^Cthink if i looked into the mirror of eri^Dsed, I'd be ^Cwearing wizard robes of gold and ^Dred, I'm not ^Csayin' i'm not ^Dproud to be a ^Gnerd, But public ^Cschool ain't no ^Dplace for a^G wizard Yeah public ^Cschool ain't no ^Dplace for a ^Gwizard

Y'know whats ^Ggross, When the ^Clunch meat looks like ^Dthree day old soggy ^Gtoast, But as i ^Date it anyway i ^Coverheard, This ^Dguy i hardly know callin' ^Cme a nerd, So i ^Gcast "sectum sempra" on ^Chim inside my ^Dmind, I wish there were ^Ghouse elves makin' my ^Cfood, And ^Deverything was perfectly ^Gspiced, And the ^Conly one being ^Drude was the ^Gpoltergeist,

And here's what's ^Gtrue, I'd do ^Cpretty much any^Dthing to go to wizard ^Gschool, I'd even ^Dcall dolores umbridge my ^Cfriend, If it ^Dmeant i'd never have to go to ^Cgym again, But i ^Glook around at all of this ^Ccrap that's part of my ^Dlife, No ^Gghost stalkin' the ^Challs, Or ^Dhangin' in the bathroom ^Gstalls, And the ^Cstairs don't move, Cause ^Dthere's no stairs at ^Gall.

This isn't ^Ghogwarts this is a^C concrete ^Gbox, And the ^Cpictures on the wall are never gonna ^Gtalk, And the ^Cteachers don't ^Gcare that the ^Ckids don't ^Gtry, And the most ^Cmagical thing we have is fluorescent ^Glights, And they ^Cdon't put you in hufflepuff if your not ^Dcool, In^Cstead they sort you in the parking lot after ^Dschool, And i ^Cthink if i looked into the mirror of eri^Dsed, I'd be ^Cwearing wizard robes of gold and ^Dred, I'm not ^Csayin' i'm not ^Dproud to be a ^Gnerd, But public ^Cschool ain't no ^Dplace for a^G wizard Yeah public ^Cschool ain't no ^Dplace for a ^Gwizard