Hank Green - Please buy my album - song medley

Please buy my ^Calbum. I really did ^Gwork on it a ^Flot, and now that ^Cit's done, I'll tell you the ^Gtracks that it's ^Fgot. And I'm ^Fnot just gonna ^Clist them I'm ^Fgonna play a ^Cmedley of them ^Gall. Be^Fcause there are a ^Clot, 17 tracks. And ^Fyou may have for^Cgot 'em, I'm ^Ggonna sing them all right now. ^{C F} And that's ^Fnot the most ^Cexciting part, I'll ^Falso show you ^Csharkeyejones' ^Gart

and now let's ^Cstart.

^AmI don't know what you ^Emmean when you sa^Fmy Am Em Fm please explain what is D F T B ^AmI don't know what you ^Emmean when you sa^Fmy Am Em Fm Am please explain what is D F T B A

Oh, this isn't ^GHog^Cwarts This is a ^Fcon^Ccrete ^Gbox And the ^Cpictures on the wall are ^Fnever ^Cgonna ^Gtalk

And the ^Fdeep sea angler fish has no reason to be happy But she ^Chas no ^Gfreaking ^Fidea ^Cwhat else to be

^FI know that you don't think I know that I know what I know ^CI don't know what you think I think you think you know I don't

The ^Cmink had lost her ^Ffurry scarf She ^Gsaid it was ^Cstolen The ^Cshoe salesmen he wan^Fted to help Be^Gcause he had so much ^Csoul

She's ^CScuzzy Kizoozle ^FCurl, the ^Ghomicidal ^Csquirrel Yes, ^CScuzzy Kizoozle ^FCurl, the ^Ghomicidal ^Csquirrel

The ^Amelectron cloud scattered around ^G

She ^Fwas the ^Gfirst girl who ^Cever made me ^Amfall in love I just ^Ftook too long to ^Gask her To the ^Cfreaking Yule ^AmBall

Well, there's a ^Flot of cool things about the County Fair But the ^CDemolition Derby,^G is why I'm there. ^C

And if ^Cfatherhood is the most im^Fportant job by ^Gfar Then why don't ^CI know who the fathers of the ^GFounding Fathers ^Care? Why don't ^CI know who the fathers of the ^GFounding Fathers ^Care?

I have a ^Dmcomplicated relationship with the distal portion of my ^Amlarge intestine also known as the colon I ^Emstarted feeling kinda shitty when I turned 23 And then the ^Ampain got worse and worse everyday and the days turned into weeks

^CYou don't love me because I'm ^C7not Edward Cullen I can ^Fwear sparkly make-up and ac^Gt all brave and sullen

Everyone ^Gthinks of ^CJe^Fsus ^Gon the eve of ^CChrist^Fmas But ^Fno one ever thinks to put him on their list So ^CJesus gets ^Gnothing for ^CChristmas.

This is a ^Csong for all the ^Fmaj7vegetables that ^Flook like penises.

^GThere's no place t^Dhat I'd rather be^{C D7 G}Then livin' ^Dhere with my ^Fnerdy ^Cfriends ^Gmaking ^Dvideos^C happi^D7ly ^GOn Nerdfigh^Dteria ^FIsla^Cnd ^GOn Nerdfigh^Dteria ^FIsla^Cnd ^GOn Nerdfigh^Dteria ^FIsla^Cnd

So I ^Cguess it all makes ^Fsense ^Gat the ^Cend Yeah, I ^Cguess it all makes ^Fsense ^Gat the ^Cend