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GI wake up in my race-car bed Dtame the puff that's on my head Emmy feet are cold as they hit the floor CI don't think I'm home Danymore GJohn shouts, "Hank, I don't mean to scare ya, Dbut I think we woke up in Nerdfighteria. Emsettle down now, clear the area, Cthen look out the Dwindow."
Em'cause I don't know what it is that I can Csee. Emthis place is like the internet,D but it's all in 3-D.
Gthere's no place tDhat I'd rather beC D7 Gthan living Dhere with my Cnerdy Ffriends Gmaking DvideosC happiD7ly Gon NerdfighDteria CIslaFnd
Gdressing up like I did in high school, Dtaking sexy photographs, Emtalking of women who like men Cand giraffes who lDike giraffes Glet's go down to Nerdfighteria City Dwhere the roads are paved with Peeps Emand everyone is so witty Cand there are no perveDrted creeps
Em'cause I don't know what it is that I can Csee. Emthis place is like the internet,D but it's all in 3-D.
Gthere's nothing tDhat I'd rather eCatD7 Gthan foods that pDerfectlCy blFend Ggod I love smDoothies made of meaCt D7 Gon NerdfighDteria CIslaFnd
Gthere's certain rules you should obey, like Ddon't ever FTBA, Emand now I come to think of it, Clet's take the worldsuck dDown a bit. Gwe don't care one iota Dabout Winner, South Dakota, Emnow we've got our awesome island, Cwith awesome seas and Dawesome awesome.
Em'cause I don't know what it is that I can Csee. Emthis place is like the internet,D but it's all in 3-D.
Gthere's no place tDhat I'd rather beC D7 Gthan living Dhere with my Cnerdy Ffriends Gmaking DvideosC happiD7ly Gon NerdfighDteria CIslaFnd Gon NerdfighDteria CIslaFnd
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